What would you do if you woke up in bed with the poster above?(2)

Shamelessly poached from the UK forum...where it got closed.

 

scream rape

 

stuff the gag back in his mouth, and tighten the ropes....

 

Clean up the blood.

 

Tell her she should bring a tampon next time...

 

Ask who his gender reassignment surgeon is.

 

Ask her why she made 'thomas the tank engine' noises in her sleep all night.... choo choo

 

Make him pay me to keep it off youtube!

 

Tell her I already payed her once, and that should be enough

 

Tell him he that he's put so many hookers through school that this one is on me.

 

Tell her that I charge 100 an hour, but that I'd give her a discount cuz I like her face..

 

Think I'd died and gone to heaven

 

I'd promise not to tell his wife, or girlfriend, or sister.

 

Ask if she has any oxys and any more rubbers and if she wants to have a fun morning!

 

Recommend he have a pregnancy test, then deny any knowledge of the previous night ....

 

Do the same beause I dont like waking up next to men

pregnancy test thing is a little weird though, I'd probably leave that part out haha

 

say WTF??????????

 

concur!

 

Roleplay, you own the media, And Im a lobbyist.

 

roast his marshmallows with a bic