what would jesus do...

online?

 

he say fuck this im going back to bed

 

i doubt that.

 

no he would because all the oxycontin he is doing
makes him tired

 

you know i was nice and didn't put my two cent in on the thread bashing you... either stay on topic here or i'ma be a meany.

i think jesus would be an IM chatter.

 

uh i could give a flying fuck what you say

 

jesus and buddha and ganesha and shiva and allah and vishnu and gaia would all have you on ignore by now.

 

i dont give a fuck if super jankins put me on ignore

 

ill post in this mother fucker allnight if i want to

 

somebodys trailerpark needs a tornado to visit it:toetap05:

 

I'd read his blog.

 

where's super jesus when you need him?

 

yeah the ironic thing is i dont even live in a trailer park lol

 

dear blog,

today i brought back a kid from the dead. then i turned some water into wine. some of the town wenches washed my feet. was a good night for me.

love, jesus

 

you forgot the part when he fucked a corpse
then ate the boogers out the dead guys nose

 

i'm sure if jesus had this kind of access to porn the first time, he never would have moved out of his mom's house and we never would have heard of him...

 

jesus was just a crazy fuck guy who got
crucified cause he was a nut job

 

He would ramble on about the antipathy he has for his father, and how his hatred lead him astray and into a life of hard drugs and alcohol



Hotwater

 

i bet jesus would sell his wine on ebay.

 

Jesus would give sermons from upon Mount Youtube.