What would be more offensive for a guy to demand on a first date?

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  1. Arlandis

    Arlandis Visitor

    What would be more offensive for a guy to demand on a first date?

    For the girl to cook him dinner or a blowjob?
     
  2. does2

    does2 Member

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    In a perfect world, there would be no demanding.
    Just women who gave us blowjobs and made us sammiches, no questions asked.
     
  3. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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    dinner?
     
  4. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    lmfao
     
  5. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    *sigh*

    i don't think i've ever cooked a guy dinner on the first date...
     
  6. Traceroni.

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    It would depend on who it is, and if it's expected. I've done both on a first date, so...
     
  7. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Dinner cooking and blowjobs are the least offensive to women, ask her to pay for dinner...
     
  8. ad10

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    ahh now that would be my kind of woman... now if she cooked in your house and served in bed that would be the ultimate first date.
     
  9. Nestor

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    I think a std test would be more offensive
     
  10. seamonster66

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    I would think demanding anything at any point in a relationship would end it
     
  11. booshnoogs

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    I demand that you stop spanking me with that hairbrush
     
  12. seamonster66

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    You seem to have found a loophole :eek:
     
  13. booshnoogs

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    Even better, I found a belt for you to use
     
  14. seamonster66

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    At least someone around here is thinking

    Is the forum on life support?
     
  15. stinkfoot

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    Any woman (or even man) giving a blow job on the first date is fucked in the head... literally.

    Think about it
     
  16. booshnoogs

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    *rimshot*
     
  17. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    asking for a first date is considered offensive coming from me.
     
  18. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    I actually had a girl cook me dinner on our first date a couple of days ago.


    ...but that's because she's a chef and keeps on boasting about her culinary skills.

    The dinner was awesome, but I don't think that it will last. She doesn't seem to have much personality outside the kitchen. Damn her for being hot.
     
  19. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    It depends on the girl really. Personally I'd be really offended if they demanded either thing.
     
  20. Piaf

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    I don't think I've ever cooked a guy dinner...
     

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