what would bart and lisa simpson grow up to be in real life

would bart be an uneployed high school drop out and lisa be a teacher?or a career criminal and an escort?

 

lisa would be a prostitute and bart would be her pimp...

 

Bart would be something wonderfully dull...like his dad...

Lisa would be an award-winning musician and some sort of criminal psychologist...her brother being her prime case

 

ha ha.. thats good

Bart would be a lab rat and lisa would be the scientist

 

nooooooooo, remember, lisa's the president of the states, and bart's a beach bum.

 

Since Bart and Lisa Simpson are yellow, one of them might open up some nasty, greasy Chinese carry-out place, or maybe they will be programmers or engineers of some type - and they'll certainly drive only 45 miles per hour in the fast lane, like all the other yellow people in America.

 

oops. you beat me to it.

 

The universe DOES seem to work that way, doesn't it???