What two words best describe you?

I am

calculating
and
kind

 

human male

 

my-self

 

Human female ( very creative and original, I know )

 

complicated

calm

 

looks like we were made for each other

 

Research has shown health benefits of laughter ranging from strengthening the immune system to reducing food cravings to increasing one's threshold for pain.

 

Yeah , cause you dont very often find alot of human males and human females....

 

bad
ass

or

odd
uterus

 

nope, very few in fact

 

i'm sorry but that was far more than two words, not to mention that it doesn't really describe anyone

 

So what should we do ?
Wanna play chess ? Or golf ? I cant think of anything more interesting and exciting...

 

Quixotic and capricious.

 

i can, but if golf or chess is the most exciting thing to you, then we can start with one of those

 

What about shark feeding?

 

Thank you...Thats really great of you...We can do one of my things, then one of yours.
I can compromise. See ?

 

I wanna do that with you, not with that other guy.

 

nice
friendly

Almost bought that one myself...

 

self-centered and contrary.

(self-centered is hyphenated, therefore it's really only one word)

 

More please