What To Say When..

What would u guys say if ur parents caught u mastrubating, ive been caught twice the first time i told my dad i was checking my testicles for bumps and it just went off, the 2nd time i didnt have a answer and my mom gave me a talk on how mastrubating and lookign at porn is bad hahaha so wat would u guys say?

 

I don't know what I would say. I might ask why she thinks that mastrubation is bad. I would perhaps suggest that she talk with my dad about boys mastrubating. (Yes he did and probably still does.) I would recomend a door that locks.

 

dude. you should know just what you are doing when you masturbate. your parents acually care about you and want you to benefit from their experience and knowledge. masturbation actually can be harmful spiritually.

unfortunately, our society does not support a balanced sexual education at this time in what will become history. but the ancient Chinese teachings, along with ancient Hindu and Buddhist teachings all provide the proper understanding of human sexuality. here is a site that will help you understand the power of your sexual energy:

http://www.sexforhealth.net/

 

here here, mike. i recommend a locking door as well, or else do it when no one is home. as for what to say...what can you say, you're busted, lol.

don't be too worried. it is pretty funny, and one of these days you'll probably agree, if you don't already. mom and dad have done it too, they'll get over it (eventually...)

 

"mom... dad... from now on... KNOCK DAMNIT! Do I really need to have a sock on the door? Come on you guys went through this crap too! I'm (insert age) and haven't had a girl in (check date for effect) JESUS CHRIST! Its natural so get off my ass or we'll keep talking about me yanking the wank!" Then storm off. I doubt the subject will come up again

 

lol dark if i did that...my ass would be sent to like military school haha but it is funny

 

Locking door is a must...do it in the bathroom if you have no other locks!

There is nothing wrong with masturbating, pretty much everyone does it!

 

i know, these 2 accidnts happened wen i was just into middle school and dint know any better and thought my parenst wouldnt care, but i have learned now, i have ended up jacking off in the car, and in the same room as my parenst with out em noticing it, so ivwe become quiet skilled lol

 

Ugh last year I was in my room doing it, and my daddy was playin hockey and mum was asleep upstairs (i sleep in the basement, which inconveniently also has the hockey-equipment room). I didn't hear my dad get home, and he came downstairs then walked right in. It was horrible lol

 

"I was cleaning it and it just went off."

-Peace

 

I wish I knew how to masturbate....

 

i say go with what darklunacy said. i think your parents will be so shocked they won't think to punish you.

 

Blow a load on your mum's face.

 

Masturbation is a natural and wonderful thing, if they have a problem, thats their problem.

CachedOut

 

"How 'bout you get the hell out so I can finish.."

 

God, that sounds hot.

Get it on video if you can.

 

If i was your dad, and i walked in on you like that, i would have reacted like this.." oops, sorry honey", and i would have hurried up & left as not to interupt you any further. Stammering something like..." i'll put all this away later, sorry hun"

 

Parents have a probem with sex and their kids. The fact is, if parents hadn't fucked at least once, they wouldn't have any kids. I guess you could say that if you were adopted your parents could argue that they'd never fucked, but kids don't appear under bushes at the bottom of the garden, someone fucked for every child that appears on the planet.

But .... sex is a very personal thing and most of us do it in private, adn we don't talk about it with our family and if it's any good, sometimes we feel guilty or dirty about about it. Freud or some other head doctor would probably try to explain why this is, but maybe it's just human nature and we'll never really know why.

Now, parents know that their kids (particularly boys) masturbate, whether they admit it to themselves or not, but probably because fo their own upbringing, they feel uncomfortable about it and may freak out a bit if they catch their kids doing it. This is as probably more to hide their embarrassment than anything else.

Medical evidence now suggests that masturbation is good for you. In the case of guys, it releases certain toxins that build up in the body if they're not released. Apart from that, it feels great, and it helps you relax. In the case of girls, it helps them understand more about their own sexual organs and prepares them for when (if) they start having sexual relations with a partner.

There used to be an issue about married people masturbating, i.e. if you're married, you have a sexual partner, therefore you shouldn't need to masturbate. But when you get married, you don't eat every meal with your partner. Sometimes you feel like a snack when your partner isn't hungry. So it is with sex. Sometimes one of you wants it and the other one doesn't. So why not get your sexual release through masturbation?

Pornography is another matter. I have no problem with porno as long as no one is forced to participate and no one is being expoited. This is another one of those things that some parents may freak out about when they find it in your room, but have their own supply hidden away somewhere. The fact is, sex is all the more fun for having that 'forbidden' feel about it.

Jet, I'd just forget about the run in with your 'rents about this. They probably hope the subject never comes up again. Just try to avoid situations when you might get caught.

 

It ain't difficult. Just stroke where it feels good. There are plenty of places on the net to give you ideas. www.the-clitoris.com is a good one to try.

 

You should tell them that what you do with your body is none of their fucking business, thats what i would do. My mom also caught me once..and she went all crazy about the porn, and i pretty much told her to knock from now on and mind her own business.