what to do?.....my first time

k....i talked to this chick at my school today and she said that she could hook me up tomorrow wit a gram....thing is: I have no fuckin idea what to do with it!

i know to roll and smoke and that shit (im not totally square) and i toked just a little wit my cousins once but that was mixed with sheesha (cherry, yum) and i didnt feel a thing at all..

so tomorrow im getting the stuff an i dont know what i should do for my first timer....some of my friends are goin to see The Exorcism of Emily Rose and i thought it would be funny to get stoned and then go see that but then i remembered reading stories about bad trips (isnt that mostly psychs tho?) and i wasnt sure if i should, also i wouldnt really trust my friends to make sure i dont get myself into trouble cuz none of them (well, i cant say that for sure) would be very impressed by it

i was also thinkin that i could just stay home, toke up and listen to Dark side of the Moon (i totally dig that album sober) cuz thats supposed to be one of those things that you just do at one time or another while stoned but the problem wit that scenario is that im pretty sure my parents will be home so i would have to be very careful.....



any other ideas?

 

dont smoke it by yourself dumbass, get with some friends in a circle and toke it up with some music beyotch.

 

well id wait for a time when ur parents arent home, but for your first time, just chill at home. being in public could be overwhelming. google how to make a bong, and some great ideas should show up...

 

Ok... u cant fuckin trip off weed, so dont worry about your lil bad trip research.... When noob smokers get paranoid and freak out, they think that is a "bad trip"... so dont listen to that bullshit...

And I dont advise seeing a scarry movie when your stoned, its more fun to see fun/funny shit, or just relax with some music and a couple of friends and pop a few brewsky's... have fun man

 

Ok first off u will piss ur pants scary movies are 8 million times scarier when high second my first time was horrible cause i thought i could handle it and be around my parents i couldnt and had a horrible time just do it at home with noone home

 

smoke with ur best friends dude... thats the way to do it, youll enjoy it more..

 

I'd definitely advise smoking with your friends, and pink floyd the first time.

I'd also smoke a pipe instead of a joint. They can be tricky to roll if you don't know what you're doing. You can probably rig up some homemade thing alot more easily than rolling a j with no experience.

 

Have sex.

 

I recommend for the most fun on your first time you wait till its almost dinner time ( in case you get the munchies) turn on some SOAD really loud in your room and lock yourself in the closet and toke up. Not only will you not know if your parents are knocking on your door because the music is too loud or dinner is ready, you will be so paranoid even if its crappy weed and you will have the trip of your life. then go downstairs and eat dinner with your parents and try not to act like you have tourrettes. DO IT!!!

 

yeah i'd agree with almost everybody, and toke with some friends. find out how to make a pipe online with a pop can.

 

Shut the fuck up...

 

System of a Down? Errr.... no.

 

I totally agree with Sir, don't tell people to listen to bad music. Its not cool, man...

 

haha yo i'm danno and these people led me through my first time. its easy.

well first off DONT SEE A HORROR MOVIE. that would freak me out high lol. and its best to have a buddy around, although honestly it isnt necessary.

k when u breath i mean like after u breathe in and the smokes in u inhale some more air u know to make sure it all goes down into ur lungs where the thc does its thing. most people dont get high cause the fuck that up. hold it there for as long as you can. release.

and have fun bro.

 

oh yeah and masturbate. just trust me. its amazing.

 

don't do it alone your first time, it wont be as fun, and its good to have like an expert stoner around, theyll teach you the ropes

 

So what music do you listen do? Blink 182 and Sum 41?

Fuck off dude, wait until your balls drop. Maybe then you'll have room to talk.

 

.......or you could just have sex......it's insanely amazing when you're high

listen to anthem of the sun by the grateful dead or watch half baked.....if you're really fucked up....it's pretty funny....... for some reason anything by blondie is cool when you're stoned and definitely anything from pink floyd

 

my suggestion is drop all the worries & just do it!!! you'll have fun & you never know what you'll get into!!!

 

oh yeah...try to get with a girl when u do it cause chicks get reallllly horny.

see stoners get laid somehow.