What Should the Person Above You Do Tomorrow?

find a new place to hide the bodies

 

join the FBI

 

to dance naked with midgets and one eyed sailors.

 

sing a song of joy and sadness at the same time while dancing in the rain

 

buy a wile e. coyote watch

 

...buy Pokemon trading cards.

...at Wal-Mart.

 

slow down in school zones

 

find the man with a wooden leg and paint it neon green

 

milk a cow

 

become a pirate and create a new species of crab with shells that grow froes and then dico all night long with a bunch of mr T wannabe kangaroos

 

dye her socks blueish green

 

shave off his eyebrows

 

put up christmas stockings and wake everyone in the house at three in the morning

 

kidnap a dog

 

hey i really like that idea

crummy should also take a tap dancing class

 

pierce her nipples

 

visit a podiatrist and have corn removed..

 

slurp soup loudly

 

tell a child that father christmas doesn't exist

 

die, twice