What should one never do in an airplane?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by bird_migration, Jun 3, 2004.

  1. For example; one should never shoot the automatic pilot.
     
  2. moonbeam7

    moonbeam7 Member

    One should never yell to their friend Jack: Hi Jack!:D
     
  3. hippietoad

    hippietoad Member

    Mix bromine and chlorine together in planes will make one go boom. Man, pool cleaning experience gets one far :p
     
  4. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    Shout "Bomb", talk a bout a "bomb", look like a "bomb", smell like a "bomb"... be a "bomb".
     
  5. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

    Have diarrhea
     
  6. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    Don't talk to me about planes.

    I've had a lot of "fallen" angels because of 'em...
     
  7. Spuff

    Spuff Where's my ciggies?

    Say that you saw Bin Laden in the queue for the plane at the terminal
     
  8. i dont know but ill be getting in an airplane in three hours so hopefully i wont do the wrong thing. ;)
     
  9. newo

    newo Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    Look out the window and shout, "MIGs!":eek:
     
  10. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    dont light your shoe laces on fire.
     
  11. joe

    joe Banned

    Never shout: "Theres something on the wing!...theres..some...thing on the...WING!!"
     
  12. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    dont fondle the flight attendent.
     
  13. Jetblack

    Jetblack Senior Member

    rofl hahahah that made my day just thinking of some1 being like MIGS CHECK UR 6 MOVE MOVE BANK LEFT ahahahahahahahahaha
     
  14. Jetblack

    Jetblack Senior Member

    never stick ur feet in the isle so wen the flight attendenst come by with the carts u get ur foot crushed :0 i hate wen that happens, also dont stand up aand yell at the crying baby behind u saying stfu before i kill u!!!
     
  15. Roachie

    Roachie Member

    I´d say...light up a joint in the bathroom...especially if there is turbulance
     
  16. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

    Try and open the window at cruising altitude
     
  17. schatzi

    schatzi Member

    don't say there aren't enough phalanges (sp?) on the plane (any friends fans?)
     
  18. Think they are in a train.
     
  19. Roachie

    Roachie Member

    Phalanges...TRUE!!!!...(I support that idea) Schatzie
     
  20. CrAzYStaRR

    CrAzYStaRR Member

    Dont drink the water
     

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