Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by bird_migration, Jun 3, 2004.
For example; one should never shoot the automatic pilot.
One should never yell to their friend Jack: Hi Jack!
Mix bromine and chlorine together in planes will make one go boom. Man, pool cleaning experience gets one far
Shout "Bomb", talk a bout a "bomb", look like a "bomb", smell like a "bomb"... be a "bomb".
Don't talk to me about planes.
I've had a lot of "fallen" angels because of 'em...
Say that you saw Bin Laden in the queue for the plane at the terminal
i dont know but ill be getting in an airplane in three hours so hopefully i wont do the wrong thing.
Look out the window and shout, "MIGs!"
dont light your shoe laces on fire.
Never shout: "Theres something on the wing!...theres..some...thing on the...WING!!"
dont fondle the flight attendent.
rofl hahahah that made my day just thinking of some1 being like MIGS CHECK UR 6 MOVE MOVE BANK LEFT ahahahahahahahahaha
never stick ur feet in the isle so wen the flight attendenst come by with the carts u get ur foot crushed :0 i hate wen that happens, also dont stand up aand yell at the crying baby behind u saying stfu before i kill u!!!
I´d say...light up a joint in the bathroom...especially if there is turbulance
Try and open the window at cruising altitude
don't say there aren't enough phalanges (sp?) on the plane (any friends fans?)
Think they are in a train.
Phalanges...TRUE!!!!...(I support that idea) Schatzie
Dont drink the water
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