What Shall I Do Today

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Wiseman, Feb 14, 2009.

  1. Wiseman

    Wiseman Senior Member

    I have to be home all day, and I have nothing to do.

    Anybody got any suggestions???
     
  2. Greengirl

    Greengirl Senior Member

    watch porn , jerk off
    smoke weed,drink beer
    take a shower
    go to sleep
     
  3. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    watch porn, get stoned, make lunch, play online poker.
     
  4. lilbear

    lilbear Don't prick a raw paw!

    Don't you have a sweetie???:D
     
  5. Quoth the Raven

    Quoth the Raven RaveIan

    Exactly. Skip the shower if jerking off makes you too tired.
     
  6. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

    Boredom is a disease self- induced by laziness.

    Clean the house... top to bottom. Got a camera? Take some artistic shots around the property. Write some poetry. Write some prose. Draw a picture. Paint. Make dinner from scratch.... find something constructive to do. You might actually have to log off in order to accomplish this.
     
  7. Wiseman

    Wiseman Senior Member

    Porns not really that exciting. I'm lame. :D
    I don't smoke. Plus I don't have any weed anyways.
    I definitely don't drink. I do enough stupid crap as it is.
    Take a shower. I'm going in to do that at the moment.
    Go to sleep. I haven't slept for 9 years ;)
     
  8. Wiseman

    Wiseman Senior Member

    Nah. Not anymore. So Valentines day is gonna be pretty lame like it's been for the last 16 years. Oh well.
     
  9. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    Well some one is feeling important this morning. :p
     
  10. Wiseman

    Wiseman Senior Member

    NOOOOOOOO
    ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!
     
  11. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

    No- we're not that intimate yet... "important" and I are on speaking terms only.
     
  12. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

    Well- if you MUST be online you can play artistically then post the results in this thread...
     
  13. Wiseman

    Wiseman Senior Member

    Nah. I'm gonna get off for a while. I rearranged my room yesterday, so I still have to finish cleaning up the aftermath from that whole thing.

    But before that, I have to take a shower. Maybe get around to some homework, watch a lot of stuff from Terrance McKenna, work on 'Zen and The Art of Motorcycle Maintenance', watch a Miyazaki movie. Then a friend of mine may be coming over later, so we can finish watching Donnie Darko.

    But I must say, HOLY CRAP QBESQ IS COOL. There goes 2 hours of the day right there :D
     
  14. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    Nice pun, although it almost doesnt work because none of what i have written suggests it is a name.
     
  15. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

    It's interpretive humor and requires a minimum of participation on your part. For some it may well not work at all but as long as it amuses me it works just fine! :p
     
  16. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

    You must post the results here though... just use the print screen key and edit the art in paint to make a smaller image. My avatar was created using it.
     
  17. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    Agreed, i'm the same way, so long as i laugh at my jokes i dont care what i post.
     
  18. Wiseman

    Wiseman Senior Member

    Yeah. I'm artistically retarded. Maybe I will though. Just cause I can. I'm not going to mess with it too much now. I'll get around to it eventually. Thanks for sharing the link.
     
  19. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    thou shalt not have false gods before me.
    thou shalt not take my name in vain.
    thou shalt keep holy the sabbath day.
    thou shalt honor thy father and thy mother.
    thou shalt not kill.
    thou shalt not steal.
    thou shalt not commit adultery.
    thou shalt not bear false witness.
    thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's goods.
    thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife.
     
  20. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    genius.
     

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