What mode of death are you?

Take the quiz: What Gruesome Death Are You? (contains yummy pics!)

Decapitation
An explorer by heart, it's only natural that you'd wind up dying in a rather bizarre and twisted way. Scientists say that the human eyes actually continue to see for five seconds after being butchered off, so you'll have a front row seat of your murderer desecrating your body before your head becomes nothing more than a hollowed-out skull for worms to feast on. I guess it's safe to say you'll never get AHEAD in life.

 

i just couldn't pass this one up.....

apparently i'm decapitation, too. who knew?



peace,
sophia

 

Spontaneous Combustion
What's that over there? Why, it's the charred remains of your flaming corpse! Spontaneous combustion has baffled scientists for years, which means that people still won't understand you after you've died. Encouraging, isn't it? Yes, you're going to burst into flames one day, unexpectedly and without any sort of warning...aside from the agonizing few seconds beforehand when you feel as though your insides are soaking in acid. But hey! This is the quickest death on the whole quiz, so feel lucky!

 

Wow, lucky bedlam, I wish I got that one........way cooler than head lopped off.

 

yeah l was happy with that death, nice and quick...

 

Internal Parasites
Yes, that's right! Tiny, crawly harbingers of doom will infest your insides and feast on the soft tissue within. They will most likely enter your body through undercooked meat or eggs, and will cause you years of discomfort before the doctors finally realize what your ailment is. By then, of course, it will be too late, and you'll die naked and screaming in pain. Hey, how many people get to die just the way they were born?



That's so fucking sick *laughs*

 

Dismemberment...dang

 

Skinned Alive
You like taking charge of situations, but one day a razor is going to charge itself right into your flesh. Your death is going to be excrutiatingly painful, but don't worry-soon after it starts, the agony will drive you insane and you won't have to suffer long before being granted the sweet mercy of death. My advice is to enjoy all of your good memories while you can, because when those blades start digging into you bloody skin, you won't be able to remember ever having been happy. Enjoy!
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Artistic Suicide
Yeah, yeah, you're depressed. You're lonely. No one gets you. That's why you'll take a couple of razor blades and slice open your wrists. Who says suicide isn't gruesome? I'm sure that if you really put your mind to it, you'll be able to turn all of your pain into a work of morbid art that will take the forensics teams a long, long time to clean up. Unfortunately, right before you die, you're going to realize that you really DID want to live after all. Ain't life a bitch?

 

Wow, having my head lopped off seems like a positive joy to me now..... yikes.

those are some gruesome deaths..........what did you guys do to deserve that?

 

Skinned Alive
You like taking charge of situations, but one day a razor is going to charge itself right into your flesh. Your death is going to be excrutiatingly painful, but don't worry-soon after it starts, the agony will drive you insane and you won't have to suffer long before being granted the sweet mercy of death. My advice is to enjoy all of your good memories while you can, because when those blades start digging into you bloody skin, you won't be able to remember ever having been happy. Enjoy!

Geeeez.. thanks!

 

Hey! We even have our gruesome mode of death in common!

 

I noticed. It really seems like we're long lost twins.

 

Artistic Suicide
Yeah, yeah, you're depressed. You're lonely. No one gets you. That's why you'll take a couple of razor blades and slice open your wrists. Who says suicide isn't gruesome? I'm sure that if you really put your mind to it, you'll be able to turn all of your pain into a work of morbid art that will take the forensics teams a long, long time to clean up. Unfortunately, right before you die, you're going to realize that you really DID want to live after all. Ain't life a bitch?



i knew that!

 

skinned alive

 

Skinned Alive
You like taking charge of situations, but one day a razor is going to charge itself right into your flesh. Your death is going to be excrutiatingly painful, but don't worry-soon after it starts, the agony will drive you insane and you won't have to suffer long before being granted the sweet mercy of death. My advice is to enjoy all of your good memories while you can, because when those blades start digging into you bloody skin, you won't be able to remember ever having been happy. Enjoy!

 

Artistic Suicide
Yeah, yeah, you're depressed. You're lonely. No one gets you. That's why you'll take a couple of razor blades and slice open your wrists. Who says suicide isn't gruesome? I'm sure that if you really put your mind to it, you'll be able to turn all of your pain into a work of morbid art that will take the forensics teams a long, long time to clean up. Unfortunately, right before you die, you're going to realize that you really DID want to live after all. Ain't life a bitch?

 

Cult Sacrifice
Whether you'll admit it to yourself or not, you're naive. That's why your pathetically weak mind will be easy prey for the twisted cult that you'll be assimilated into. There's no reason to be worried; you'll be able to live a long, long life of worshipping a false deity and suffering immensely because of that faith before your Brothers and Sisters in delusion finally decide to slaughter you in sacrifice. And it gets better! Since torment will be especially important for the ritual, it might take up to seven days for the pain to finally quench your soul.

 

Artistic Suicide
Yeah, yeah, you're depressed. You're lonely. No one gets you. That's why you'll take a couple of razor blades and slice open your wrists. Who says suicide isn't gruesome? I'm sure that if you really put your mind to it, you'll be able to turn all of your pain into a work of morbid art that will take the forensics teams a long, long time to clean up. Unfortunately, right before you die, you're going to realize that you really DID want to live after all. Ain't life a bitch?

 

hey mike
we should get together for a suicide date
would be fun eh