What makes you hornier?

The day of the drinking or the day of the hangover?

 

Ummmm the first one?

 

Unless I start to drink again...haha...

 

It sucks to be horny the next day.

When I'm drinking I'm not horny at all. Just goofy.

Like I prefer the company of alcohol to women. BAD.

 

i don't know,,

 

zen. Stop being a n00b.

 

anything after 3 beers i'm an unstoppable fucking machine.... dry humping anything in sight, doors, posts, legs, children, kittens, and the occasional random wild animal

 

Yeah definately the hangover, I'm a randy bastard when I wake up next morning.

 

WTF is this a serious question? Who wants to fuck with a pounding headache?

 

I dont this thread really I don't think... being hung over makes ppl. horney? It just makes me want a beer. Shrugs.

 

That's hot. Personally ground hogs turn me on when I'm drunk.

 

mmmmbop
bop bop

 

There you go.

I just wanted some company.

 

Not hungover as such, but the next morning after a sesh when I wake up, I'm like fucking Austin Powers. When I am still drunk the previous night, I just want to socialise, listen to music and dance and that. I don't give a fuck about fucking then.

 

Doesn't it suck though?

I mean, it should be when you're socializing you're horny.

Not the next day when you're debilitated and alone.

 

you gotta watch out for the teeth, those bastards will bite through 'bone' without thinking..... make sure the head is firmly restrained before insertion..... you will never have those 'close calls' again

 

Exactimotherfucking doodahs! That is EXACTLY the thought going through my head next morning. Why did I spend so much time talking to interesting people, and not shallow sluts with bad tastes in music and nice hips!

 

It's a mistake to go out to pick up chicks.

Mistake.

Do it in your daily activity is what I say.

 

Yeah but the problem with my daily activity is normally I smell bad, and I am wearing my shittest clothes because of work or laziness or something. Come to think of it, chicks like that sort of thing actually.

But then I have to ask them on a date, and I hate dates even more than not getting laid!

I normally don't give a shit about getting laid even when I am at the supermarket, or on the bus, I just want to get on with the shit I have to do and get out of there, I'm not into spontaneous encounters.

The only time I give a shit is the day after a heavy sesh, but then all the shops are closed round here on a sunday.

 

This older lady just moved in the building next to mine is asking for trouble.