What makes you a douchebag?

What do you do to intentionally annoy or piss people off?

Sometimes, I press the button at a pedestrian crossing and then just cross anyway, while the man is red. Cars have to stop, waiting for no one to cross. Going to Hell for sure.

I brake for tailgaters.

I also intend on cooking popcorn later and have no intention on sharing.

 

We have two elevators. I always press both buttons.

 

I often pretend to be really stupid and don't even understand the simplest thing.

I wonder who will be the first to say "You sure you are pretending?".

 

can't really think of anything. i'm lovely.

 

I ignore phone calls.

I wish cell phones were never invented.

 

Dont know what made me a douchebag, but I know who to blame for it:

My parents, evil media empires, the government, bad drivers

Basically anyone except me

 

Not a douche. Unless someone gives me a reason to bitch 'em out. Obsession with "hey look -- i'm kind of a douche!" is silly too if you think about it. Why go out of your way to be a diack.

Though sometimes I will break for tailgaters, and I make sure I honk at wreck-less drivers so THEY KNOW they're being a douche.

 

i have terrible road rage. the slightest thing sets me off into tailgating, flipping people off, and honking my horn. I'd say that makes me a pretty big douche bag especially when its something over them just going a couple miles under the speed limit.

 

That makes you a douche? Wow.

 

I cut people off if they have a Romney bumper sticker.

 

pinching cable lines during the stupid bowl.:sultan:

 

I just dont give a shit

 

I'm blunt. So I usually don't bother telling people what I'm thinking because when I do I don't sugarcoat it at all.