What makes you a douchebag?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by NightRose, Apr 15, 2013.

  1. NightRose

    NightRose idiosynractic rose

    What do you do to intentionally annoy or piss people off?

    Sometimes, I press the button at a pedestrian crossing and then just cross anyway, while the man is red. Cars have to stop, waiting for no one to cross. Going to Hell for sure.

    I brake for tailgaters.

    I also intend on cooking popcorn later and have no intention on sharing.
     
  2. Sitka

    Sitka viajera

    We have two elevators. I always press both buttons.
     
  3. I often pretend to be really stupid and don't even understand the simplest thing.

    I wonder who will be the first to say "You sure you are pretending?".
     
  4. autophobe2e

    autophobe2e Senior Member

    can't really think of anything. i'm lovely.
     
  5. def zeppelin

    def zeppelin All connected

    I ignore phone calls.

    I wish cell phones were never invented.
     
  6. Dont know what made me a douchebag, but I know who to blame for it:

    My parents, evil media empires, the government, bad drivers

    Basically anyone except me
     
  7. kokujin

    kokujin Senior Member

    Not a douche. Unless someone gives me a reason to bitch 'em out. Obsession with "hey look -- i'm kind of a douche!" is silly too if you think about it. Why go out of your way to be a diack.

    Though sometimes I will break for tailgaters, and I make sure I honk at wreck-less drivers so THEY KNOW they're being a douche.
     
  8. Lostsoul667

    Lostsoul667 Member

    i have terrible road rage. the slightest thing sets me off into tailgating, flipping people off, and honking my horn. I'd say that makes me a pretty big douche bag especially when its something over them just going a couple miles under the speed limit.
     
  9. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...


    That makes you a douche? Wow.
     
  10. driftwood_74

    driftwood_74 Level 88

    I cut people off if they have a Romney bumper sticker.
     
  11. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    pinching cable lines during the stupid bowl.:sultan:
     
  12. PEACEFUL LIBRA

    PEACEFUL LIBRA DAMN RIGHT I'M A WEIRDO

    I just dont give a shit
     
  13. Meliai

    Meliai Banned

    I'm blunt. So I usually don't bother telling people what I'm thinking because when I do I don't sugarcoat it at all.
     

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