I like saying two things: 'indeed...', in my best Mr Burns voice, and 'Eat the Fucking Cookie!'.... that was from some movie, I forget what it was but I remember this asian woman screaming it in her accent, it was so funny...
Um probably Eddie Izzard...."Squirrels never eat nuts with one hand always two, otherwise they might look like they were chattin" and "Squirrels suddenly stop look around as if to say Did i leave the gas on? No im a fucking squirrel!"
Fucking pussies... There is a story to this. One night a couple months ago, my buddy Tim and I got really drunk over at his house with a couple of our other friends. So completely hammered on Jack Daniels, we go to his back yard and start play fighting with Kendo swords. In the begining, it was just me and my friend Tyler fencing. You know, light taps and nothing serious. One tap gets a point, nothing in the face, only on the body. Well after we were done and Tyler won the match, Tim steps up to the plate. But being as hammered as he is, he is swinging hard. I mean, you can actually hear the wind being broke as he swings the stick. Everyone just backs away saying "wow." No one wants to fight. Then after a minute or so, he yells out "Fight me you fucking pussies!" Hence the phrase. Long story good times.
Tend to use two phrases fairly often. If baffled by what someone is saying I tend to say....ya think...but in a teasing way. If it is a situation I tend to say....that be life.....
"shag", "bloody" (not as in blood, but as a substitute for "fucking"), "mmhmm", "hmm", and "asshat". I believe those are the "words" I use most.
If you call someone a Kettle Head, they will usually get a kick out of it. I say Consarnet and Dagnabbit. I say far out and Rock on. I've always got a saying or two up my sleeve, so IM me if you wanna hear a couple!
"consarned it" is always a faveorite. i use "randy" a lot, and "lewd".hmmm- i use richard cranium as a substitution for dickhead .my faveorite phrase is " shits and giggles" inreference to good times such as *that party was nothin but shits and giggles" whee
so funny, when a police helicopter flys over head someone says "oh look pigs can fly" funniest thing ive ever heard
usually at the end of talking as a good-bye "peace love and happiness man!" WAZUP! covers alot as well. I still use words like bitchin, cool, and trippin. use "peace to you" as a take care of yourself will-ya? in more of a serious note.
im gonna have to go with.. bestest everest..haha even though i know those arent real words but hey, what can ya do