What is your favotrite Hippy Joke?

One of the things I have found brings people together is humor. I think some of the funniest hippie jokes I've ever heard are from hippies. One of my favorites is:

How can you tell if a hippie has been in your house?
He's still there.

What are Yours?

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

Q: How do you get 12 hippies into a VW Bug?

A: You throw in a joint .

Q: How do you get the 12 hippies out?

A:You throw in a bar of soap.

PAX

 

ba-dum chhh

 

Hahaha, 'grats pax-man

 

The second joke reminds me of one I heared with 3 punchlines.
Q) Where do you hide money from a Hippy?
1)Under the soap.
2)Under a Job Application.
3)In his workboots.

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

Three hippies smoking pot , 1st hippy: this is the best weed ever. 2nd hippy: I hope we alway get good weed like this . 3rd hippy: knocks on the coffee table and says knock on wood. 1st hippy: was that the front or back door ?

PAX

 

How do you get a hippy to run around in circles?
Fasten soap to only one side of him.

 

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man!

 

Why are there so many hippies in Eugene OR?
Because there are no jobs.
Peace Out,
Rev J

 

How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, Hippies screw in sleepingbags not lightbulbs.
Peace Out,
Rev J

 

lol

 

How do you get a one-armed hippie out of a tree?

Hand him a joint.

 

Mr. Wavy Gravy.

 

Hahahaha, newo...you made me giggle.

 

Why couldn't the search party find the missing hippie?

He was outta sight, man!

 

"You are not what you eat. You are what you don't shit." Wavy Gravy

 

thats not acid, its just a tit tac.. .. lol, it is acid... jokes on you.. ..

 

What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.

What do you call a hippie with a haircut?
The defendant.

What do you call a hippie who broke up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.

 

lol!!!!!