what is your favorite thing about R Kelly?

Just curious.

 

What I know about R. Kelly could fit on the end of a pin.

 

The R.

 

You like the R more than the fact that he pees on little girls and films it??

 

Well, now I know just a little bit more.

 

I do. I love R's.

 

so the R over the fact that he has a series of videos called "Trapped inside the closet" one of which ends with him rolling over in bed with his girl and exclaiming "oh my god a rubber...rubberrubber" echoing after he had just fucked some other girl as well who's husband came home and then told the wife that he was gay, then the gay lover comes over?!?!?!

 

Probably the fact that I am in no way forced to listen to his music or interact with him in any way.

 

are you usually forced to listen to certain music?!?!

what about the fact that he is black, is that anyones favorite thing?

 

Nope. In some cases I am forced to listen to music, but fortunately most of it is tolerable.

My thing is not black.

 

what about how he has a song about him and his friend figuring out they are dating the same girl which features the line "did she go to Georgia Tech, works at TBS?"

still my favorite thing is probably that he is black

 

Well at least the 13/14 year old girl that he was alleged to have
had sex with, could have passed for 16




Hotwater

 

ouch.

 

"you're contagious" by R Kelly feat. the Isley Brothers is definitely my favorite. I'm not kidding, either!

 

his stature as a RnB singer now that he pees on little chilun

 

http://www.brightcove.com/title.jsp?title=1114187147&channel=773424774


the best part starts at 3:40

some quality writers they got on that shit.

 

We was messin with the same girl

 

trapped in the closet

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nzHIx4fVuE



Watching Tiger Woods today at the PGA reminded me of this old video




Hotwater

 

I remember the first time I saw that video I laughed so damn hard. What a joke.