What is the weirdest thing you've seen/heard while High?

I have two memorable instances from what I've seen and heard and I wanted to hear other people's experiences.

Seen: We were driving down some long country road at night, and I actually saw the Hound of Baskerville from the Sherlock Holmes' story. Scary as heck. Although each muscle was in detail and beautiful at the same time.

One day I got the privilege to see a live surgery from an observation deck. When I was high later that night, I saw the entire thing in detail. Word of advice to any knowledge junkies: take an anatomy class and then get high. It lets you feel everything and really remember what you learned

Heard: This one actually got so bad that I had to quit smoking. The only time we could smoke was at night so when I got home one evening, I went straight to bed. I heard a detailed fight between my mom and my sister because it had happened many times before when I wasn't high. It escalated to hearing my sister going crazy in her room screaming and banging her head against the wall. I was so deathly afraid to leave my room that I even peed in a trashcan. The next morning I left early then both of them, but when I got home I asked my sister what they fought about and she had no idea what i was talking about. Apparently my mom had gone to her room and to sleep right after I did. It got to the point where I couldn't be without my sister when I was like that so I could at least know that it wasn't true. It was crazy as hell and I still don't know what to think of it.

Thoughts and other experiences would be greatly appreciated.

 

I was stoned as fuck at work one day and I swear to jeebus I heard Stevie Wonder's "Isn't She Lovely" coming from the air conditioning unit.

 

When I was in costa rica, taking my first fat rip of puss costa rican green, I went into the bushes outside the suite, and I blew out the smoke, next thing I knew I heard/kinda saw a huge bobcat like thing in the bushes rummaging about. I thought for surely at first it was just me hallucinating thinking I may have gotten laced with pcp or something lol. This was all when I was like 15 or 16. But then I walked into the room again, and I just layed on the bed for like 20 min, not even looking at the tv, just gazing to the side of me. My friend was like wow, you must be high as fuck because you have been dazing this whole time! lol. My friend didn't smoke then, but I rememeber smoking with that kid at some point. But he got married and moved away or somethin, sucks he was like one of my best friends.
His mom took us on that vacation. Turns out the next day or the day after that his mom was looking for like sun block in my backpack or some shit (lol right?) my buddy told me his mom was coming in to do that, and I better hurry up and do something, but I was mostly asleep right then, I was like Ummmph. Didn't give a rats fuck. Surely enough his mom comes in and looks and is like "hmm lets see here, a hashish pipe"
I was trippin the whole rest of the vacation she was gonna tell my dad but she never did lol. That was a dope ending.

 

i was driving by the stripper club and seen 2 midgets coming out, and I thought, "Wtf are kids coming out of the stripper joint for ?????">......

 

Myself in the mirror.