What is the ugliest thing you ever created?

Please describe in detail or post a photograph.

 

First off, I would like to reveal my name to everyone. I am really Joan Migration. I am Bird's mother.

And for the OP - I once had this son I named Bird. Hideous, hideous creature.

I would post a picture, but begin as it's around lunch time, I don't want people to lose their appetites.

 

Liar, my sister is uglier than me.

 

Haha...birdie got pwned...

 

Look, Birdy. We've been through this before. Your sister, while lacking a nose, one eye, all her teeth and having her face covered in warts is much, much better looking than you.

I sorry dear, but the truth is the truth.

 

Dude, why are you attacking me anyway?
Everyone knows you are lying anyway and everyone who looks in my gallery sees I am quite the handsome devil to look at and to play with.

 

I was just kidding, really. I like your posts and that thought that this thread needed a little life. That's all.

 

Oh you were kidding? Gee, for a moment there I thought you were my real mother.

 

i wonder where you got that one from.......

 

From the source of my inspiration.