What is the most insane place that you´ve masturbated?

On my friends' apartment balcony at night, facing a hundred apartment windows opposite (I was sleeping over on the couch). Didn't dare conclude out there tho, maybe another time...

 

Yes, I've wanked many times while laying next to sleeping friends to over the years. The best was when away on a stag and sharing room with 3 other guys. All asleep except one who brought back a gorgeous bird. I couldn't sleep but just layed there trying. Then I heard her letting out very sharp, short burst breaths. Light breaths but almost like every second. I put my hand into my pants and felt my cock getting rock hard. I pulled my pants down and stroked away at my soaking cock while listening to her panting. I cummed pretty much the same time that he let out a big moan. He didn't make her cum.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

In another life, I worked in broadcast engineering. I've been on tower tops like this many times. There is an elevator to ride to the top. One day I was up there alone, working on some equipment in a shelter on the top platform. Waiting for a return phone call, I got bored and thought - "How many people have jacked off at 1,500 feet?" So I did, standing up by the safety rail on the catwalk, and let my cum fly out into the air.

 

uh-huh now we know where bad reception comes from... guys jizzing on our radio waves.. talk about White Noise..lol

 

Did you sing, "Free fallen" By Tom Petty? LOL

 

Hahaha

 

That is so wrong, unless you were there. Then that's ok.

 

Airline lavatory, the desert, woods, ocean, pool........anywhere I could get away with it.

 

Steam room on a cruise ship.

 

2003, Operation Iraqi Freedom, Munitions Storage Area, unloaded all over some 2,000 penetrator bombs.

 

Steam

 

In my truck while driving.

 

While floating the river on an iner tube