What is the most insane place that you´ve masturbated?

I did the same thing with my friends sisters panties. His sister caught me stealing her panties and told her brother when I refused to let her take a picture of me doing it with her panties on my face. Next day he wanted to do the same thing with my sisters panties. I had to get a pair for him and my sister caught me and wanted me to tell her what I want to with her dirty pantie? I couldn't tell her I was going to give them to my friend, plus he left when I got caught. After being threatened to tell her what I want to do with her panties, or she would tell mom. I ended up telling her what I did with my friends sisters panties, but saying hers. When she asked me if I was doing this a lot, I said yes. She laughed at me and called me a little perv and said I'm taking a shower, Abd dropped the pantie on the floor in front of me and left. I had to do it, after that I was hard and started looking at her like I did once before. That's a completely different deal.

 

I was behind the bleachers in my high school. I started to when I snuck in the girls locker room but got nervous. I was peaking on my friends sister with him, and his mother almost caught us and I ran home. Still hard I got on the roof to peak at my sister and she was in the middle of masturbating's totally naked and I did it on the roof facing the lake while a couple sailboats were on the lake during the day time. Left part of my load on the window.

 

I almost did it in the girls locker room, but got to nervous and got out of there. LOL

 

Mmmmmm, I don’t thank you a girl needs to clean anything up if she does the right thing LOL

 

Most insane place I’ve masturbated? I guess that’s a matter of perspective. Many times in the car at various places both moving and stationary. Didn’t seem insane at the time. Several times at work in my cube, knowing a female coworker I had the hots for was just 10 feet away, separated only by an inch thick wall. Yeah, that was pretty crazy.

 

In a restroom stall at wort into the toilet.

 

in the back of the movie theater

 

You masturbated watching your sister masturbate?

 

Hard to think of most insane place. I've wanked in public swimming baths, gym showers, car, work many places, clothes shop changing rooms, in hotel rooms with male friends sleeping next to me, in woods, on beach, in hospital bed, in me sisters bed, in garden hot tub regular, in plane and train toilets. But most insane would be in our kitchen in front of two of my wifes friends.

 

On a beach at night with a couple walking past. Before they got close enough to see what I was doing I covered up. Finished after they passed.

Another time was at a doctors office, they gave me time to change into a gown. Did not take long to change so I used the rest of the time very efficiently

 

Were you being watched or being discrete by hiding behind the counter?

 

Yes I did. She didn't catch me on the roof that day, or any time I was on the roof peaking in. She caught me doing it a bunch of times. Between her and my mother, it felt like I got caught more, for a while there then I finished.

 

Under the bleachers in high school

 

Too funny, I used to keep track of all the places I masturbated and would leave my mark at as many places as I could. On top of mountains, in the bathroom of every house I'd visit, airplanes, driving, school, work, and the list goes on. I was horny all the time.

 

let's see there are a few more places like on golf courses haha

 

Ha, yes I forgot the golf course. Cloth shop changing rooms, many pub or nightclub toilets. Must be so many more I cant remember.

 

Yes agree. Lol

 

Being watched. Many times my wife and her friends would drunkenly push me to get it out but i always seemed to always have a super soft mini cock on when they kept on. So when I got it out in front of them that time I remember i was proper small soft and played with it to get hard for them.

 

At work in the break room. Twenty or thirty times. I get totally naked, put my penis between the cushions on the couch and go HAM. I usually cum very quickly because I'm terrified I might get caught. I imagine going home to tell the wife why I got fired.

 

i was working security on a waterfront condo.... 15 stories up over looking the bay on a full moon... lol my hand took me for a romantic date on the rooftop

 

At that age, yes. I could masterbate looking at most anything. Sears catalog had pages stuck together.

 

During a sleepover at my friend’s house, in the dark, while he and another boy slept next to me on the floor. His parents went out for the night and we had discovered his dad’s porn collection (on Beta Max tapes, if any of you older guys remember what that was). We watched women do things with wine bottles and ping pong balls that made my head spin, all with old-school pubic bushes. I was in heaven. The moment the others were asleep, I began stroking and thinking about the women I’d seen. Before I realized what was happening, I’d came on the blanket I was using. At that age, there wasn’t much to it, so I just folded it over and hoped it would dry.

Other crazy places have included while driving on the interstate highway in Florida and coming at 80 mph, a couple times in my office when I had to work late, and jerking into my aunt's worn panties from the hamper while “using the bathroom” at her house.