What is the most insane place that you´ve masturbated?

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  1. invisiblegirl_00

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    What is the craziest place youve masturbated? Was anyone helping you? Did you get caught? Its not too crazy but mine would have to be in my schools bathroom a few years back. You?
     
  2. Smelly Socks

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    A mental institution......

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  3. invisiblegirl_00

    invisiblegirl_00 Member

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    thats funny.

    next?
     
  4. leofwyn

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    well, first one might not really count as masturbation... i was in class last semester and reallllly had to pee, so i squeezed my legs together... next thing i knew i'd bit my bottom lip so bad it was about to bleed because of the insanely strong orgasm i had from squeezing my legs together... but craziest actual masturbation place would have to be on my gay friends couch... i got drunk (and apparently one of his friends slipped me some x), and he walked in on me getting off... yeah... that was awkward....
     
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  5. anarchypeace

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    church bathroom. fuck you jesus.
     
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  6. subHerban Greens

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    Well... I got a hand job while I fingered some chick in here room. The funny thing is that we weren't on the bed. Her friends(a guy and a girl) were asleep on the bed while we sat awkwardly on chairs doing our thing. When the friends found out about it they were grossed out. Hahaha!
     
  7. Kether

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    Bedroom in my gran's house with a family reunion going on downstairs..

    Tent outside my gran's house after deciding to sleep outside.

    My bed when a friend(guy-friend) was downstairs using the comp(it's a bunk bed, so can either be real quiet or real loud). He came up and shouted in, asking if I was jerking off. I said yeah, and then he said alrite, fair enough, and went back downstairs.

    Woods beside my house, after deciding to go for a piss because my bladder was going to explode. I left the beaten track, and went into the trees, and let loose my golden stream. This was back in the days when I was very much into piss play, and the whole semi-public nature aspect and the piss got me real hard. My dick got hard so quick, that it just shot upwards and piss got all over my hands. Before I knew it I was jerking away, and I came just as I heard voices. I threw myself on the ground and just lay there for ages. I thought the next day at school someone might say something, only because my mind immediately began fearing the worst case scenario, that it was a school mate and they did see me. Nothing came of it though. I walked home with cum in my clenched fist, because I didn't feel right just leaving it in the woods, and this was before I discovered the joys of cum guzzlng. I go back now every few months or so.

    My shed, both inside, after coming home from school and realizing I forgot my key, getting bored and hopping over the wall, going inside and jerking away; and on top of. I sometimes sleep on top of the shed cos I can look at the stars, and if it's real late and I'm feeling frisky and up for something socially-risky I'll give it a jerksy(couldn't find anything else to rhyme).

    The playhouse/cabin dealy at my friends house, behind her house. It had it's own seperate bathroom, with very thin walls. There was about five of us there I think, three girls, two guys(including me). I went in for a piss, and, being a piss freak(although by this stage not as much as I used to be, so it was odd that simply going for a leak got me so hard), I got really horny. It was the thought of all the people in the other room that did it I think. I started jerking off, being careful to make no noise, but couldn't finish without risking some sort of noise, so I waited for the boner to leave. It refused to, so I brought him back in with me. No-one seemed to mind his prescence, as they had all met him before.
    Sorry, OT, but this reminds of this time the two guys of above knocked for me. I was in my pyjamas, but came out and sat on my step to talk to them. The talk turned to women, and I got a hard-on. I leant over to hide my little friend, and made a joke about not being able to stand up for awhile. They both laughed, acted awkward, and said there was nothing to worry about them seeing. They started looking around, as if to avoid my gaze. I looked down, and realised they weren't avoding my gaze, but my one-eyed snake's! My pyjama bottoms had a button-up fly that had lost all button, and my snake had slithered out to give them a good glazed gaze!
    Another time, one of the girls from above was using my comp while I was watching t.v. She was leaning over in a way that had her ass making me real hot. I started rubbing myself through my trousers, and the visual stimulation gave me enough edge to ride to allow me to finish without too much noise. I sat there in cummy underwear till she left, then looked at porn and came in my underwear again,and again, and again....

    I've thought about doing it in work, but never had the guts. Same in school.
    I'll add more as I do them or think of them...
     
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  8. aussie-horny-boy

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    wanked in class at school once. had my p.e shorts on and a hot teacher was teaching with a low cut top showing heaps of cleavage it got me so hard i had to hav a wank. so i rubbed it up the leg of my shorts and had to ask to go to the toilets to blow my load
     
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  9. TattoedAquarian

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    My neighbors pool after mowing her lawn. (Barely an aquaintance.)
     
  10. Soya

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    friend's house
     
  11. ChrisGriffin

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    Porch upstairs in my house yesterday night.
     
  12. Frater Matthew

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    school bathroom'locker room(after swimming with some hawt ladies), G-ma's house, changing room at 3 different stores, friends room/ kitchen, and in the middle of forest in winter.
     
  13. AgentR

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    Outside when it snowed, the snow turned yellow!
     
  14. AgentR

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    Outside when it snowed, the snow turn yellow with my cum!
     
  15. ChrisGriffin

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    Couldn't do it outside when it's cold.
     
  16. katrina101

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    at wrok in the bathrooms.
     
  17. Kether

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    Coudn't get to sleep last night, so went for a work about half five in the morning. Went to the woods around half seven, and needed a piss. I decided to give the old gherkin a bit of jerkin', so I went to my usual spot, but having seen a guy on the path just before turning in to the tree's, I decided to go deeper into the trees. I found this awesome little enclave or hollowed out "bowl" surrounded by earth and trees. I actually had to climb up a massive load of rooty earth to get in. I stood at the top, facing back where I had came from, and let loose my stream, and realising I wasn't as filled with piss as I thought, I threw one of my hands into the stream, to catch some before I was finished. I jumped back into the hollow, and lying down so that definitely no-one could see me, I started stroking myself. Usually I would do it standing up or kneeling down when in the woods, never feeling relaxed enough to lie down, but the discovery of my little hollow threw all worry out of the window(helped as well by the earliness and light rain, as I seem to be the only person in Ireland, nay, the world who actually likes the rain). I just lay there stroking for about half an hour. I tried to use a fantasy about this girl I like I've been working up lately in my mind, but I found my mind drifting to another one I've created about a guy-friend who I think I like for no reason other than he's the most likely to go along with a bit of no-strings attached gay-play. Eventually when I came I threw my head up, and just saw all the trees stretching up into the sky...most inspiring. Might write a poem about it later.
     
  18. Kether

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    "Excuse me Ms., but can I have permission to go to the toilets to blow my load please?"
    "Now, now, we don't say that here, do we class?"
    "No Ms..."
    "Sorry, may I have permission to go to the toilets to blow my load please, Ms.?"
    "Much better. On you go...hit one off your wrist for me."
    "Yes Ms."
     
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  19. Dellan

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    AT work in my office on the phone with g/f. she was masturbating on the other end while i jerked off. luckily i was able to clean up without anyone noticing
     
  20. Alana

    Alana Come again!?!

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    My best story would have been; "on the train" but now, it's "At the All-Star game. A friend and me decided it was as good a place as any...
     
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