what is the most embarrassing time you got caught masturbating

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  1. toon198122

    toon198122 Member

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    My grandma walked in right as I came on a Barbie doll now don't be shy a spill it lol its all for good laughs
     
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    Come on people it makes u feal better to get it off your chest
     
  3. silk896

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    My daughter - she was about 14. 'Nuff said!
     
  4. riverman18

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    When I still lived at home (I guess I was like 17 or 18) my mom walked in on me as I was jerking off in the kitchen. Using raw egg whites. :oops:
     
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    Egg whites never tried that got something to do tonight now lol
     
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    Was laying on my aunts living room floor watching cat dog when I was about 11 yr old. I turned my head towards the front door and she was standing there on the otherside of screen door laughing
     
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    It was a bit embarrassing but a real rush as well . To cut a long story short I live in a seaside town and got dared by my wife and another couple to masterbate totally naked on a bench on our promenade at 9 oclock on a sunday morning and wasnt allowed to cum till they said I could .While I was doing just that a young lady no more than early 20s walked by came over to see what was going on and asked why I was masterbating naked . My mrs told her to which she replied that awesome mind If I watch of course I had no say in it .She stayed to watch and after I had cum she said that was cool thanks for letting me watch and went on her way .I was finally given some shorts to wear home .
     
  8. GLENGLEN

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    NOTHING MORE THAN A PILE OF PURE BULLSHIT...[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
  9. KingWilly

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    Agree Glen. I'm either going with BS or total retard. If this story were true I'd be amazed any intelligent person would ever agree to such a thing knowing full well you could be arrested and easily convicted as a sex offender, and I bet your wife would be laughing then...
     
  10. cowboys filly

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    at a wedding reception
     
  11. kairilove

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    See post of similar title in masturbation section... it involved me, a cucumber, a paddle and my grandmother. 'Nuff said. :oops:
     
  12. JakeTheJock

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    My mom never actually saw me wanking off, but she noticed some splatters on the wall by my bed. I told her I was just a sloppy eater, thats the only excuse I could think of at the moment. I'm sure she knew what it really was.
     
  13. brenda_love

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    my brother walked in on me in my room once
     
  14. Fairlight

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    I was really embarrassed one time when I caught MYSELF masturbating.
     
  15. pensfan13

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    Grandmother walked in bathroom once. Dont know if she saw anything.
    another time i was in bed so i used a sock.took a nap and woke up.
    walked around the house. Luckily nobody was home because i looked down and the sock was sticking out of the front of my pajamas. completely forgot i never took it off.
     
  16. punk_rock

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    My sister has caught me a few times. Very awkward!!!!!
     
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    Was 12 in my room legs open rubbing my clit fast and furious, slipping the handle of my hair brush in and out of me, legs wide open of course. my mom comes in to put away laundry!
     
  18. Hotbabe1024

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    That is hot and disturbing at the same time
     
  19. TheCaptain77

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    Dated a redhead in highschool, and she had HUGE boobs. So I was at her house one night watching a movie. By watching a movie, I mean everyone was watching the movie while I was staring at her huge boobs. So after the movie I went to the bathroom to masturbate, I couldn't wait to get home and I knew my girlfriend wouldn't be able to help out. While I was masturbating, I got busted by my girlfriend's mother...

    She told me she was glad she caught me doing it and not her daughter. Needless to say I never was invited over again.
     
  20. TheCaptain77

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    Yeah... I agree!
     

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