damn, you beat me to it! and my one friend had this saying... if there's grass on the green play golf. if not go around back and play in the mud. and he wasn't even the one we called sketchy. boy do I miss vermont
i used to make suits out of human skin and give them away as handmade gifts. then i sold out and started using dolphins because it's cheaper.
My girlfriend in highschool drew a portait of her and I together from a picture taken during year 11 formal.
why don't you just collect up foreskins from circumcisions...... Jews are always looking to make an extra buck.....
exactly, their prices are outrageous. although back when i lived in africa i made myself a clitoral hoodie...
no no no you don't know how to manipulate a jew you have to jew him make him believe that HE is fucking you as hard as possible. steal his little hat thingy, and hold it ransom till you get a fair price on foreskins. I'm telling you, once you do, you will never EVER find a better price. They practically give them away. Those Jews really like their little hats.
John wrote me this amazing thing in the shape of a spiral. He gave it to me when we met, I love it so much.
That could be done, press you're own coins out of gold/other valuable metals, it would only be worth its weight in the gold of course, but hey.
Well my mom made my kids and I fleece blankets 3 years ago for Christmas. I absolutely love that blanket, it's so soft, such a bright pink with big colorful daisies on it. I wrap it around me almost any time I'm sitting in the living room. The kids sleep with theirs every single night (Scooby Doo for my oldest son, little monkeys for my younger son, and Tinker Bell for his twin sister!) and goodness forbid when it comes time to wash them, they (the twins specifically) can't wait for them to come out of the dryer. So I would say that's the best hand-made gift I've received. Although my mom has also made me several really sentimental scrap books as gifts. But they, while I do love them, always seem to make me cry, gets me all emotional. And I don't always enjoy being that way, would rather avoid it at times.