what is the best..

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by greengirl90, Jan 19, 2009.

  1. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    then how is it our problem you don't like our ideas?
     
  2. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

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    Ideas from RT:
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  3. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    my point exactly
     
  4. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    Bring me back a chalupa. Call it a gift.
     
  5. jrnyman

    jrnyman kermit

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    damn, you beat me to it! :mad:

    and my one friend had this saying... if there's grass on the green play golf. if not go around back and play in the mud. and he wasn't even the one we called sketchy. boy do I miss vermont :rolleyes:
     
  6. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor



    Nope....Chocolate chip cookies.....everybody likes chocolate chip cookies
     
  7. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i used to make suits out of human skin and give them away as handmade gifts.



    then i sold out and started using dolphins because it's cheaper.
     
  8. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    My girlfriend in highschool drew a portait of her and I together from a picture taken during year 11 formal.
     
  9. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    why don't you just collect up foreskins from circumcisions...... Jews are always looking to make an extra buck.....
     
  10. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    exactly, their prices are outrageous.

    although back when i lived in africa i made myself a clitoral hoodie...
     
  11. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    no no no

    you don't know how to manipulate a jew

    you have to jew him


    make him believe that HE is fucking you as hard as possible.


    steal his little hat thingy, and hold it ransom till you get a fair price on foreskins. I'm telling you, once you do, you will never EVER find a better price. They practically give them away.


    Those Jews really like their little hats.
     
  12. Autentique

    Autentique wonderfabulastic

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    John wrote me this amazing thing in the shape of a spiral. He gave it to me when we met, I love it so much.
     
  13. greengirl90

    greengirl90 Member

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    Its funny you should mention jews.. because im looking for a gift for a jew.. cracks me up
     
  14. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    well then....the choice is easy...everyone knows Jews love poundcake...nice fleshy poundcake
     
  15. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    Got any handmade money?
     
  16. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    That could be done, press you're own coins out of gold/other valuable metals, it would only be worth its weight in the gold of course, but hey.
     
  17. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    buy em one of them little hats they like so much, that or one of those dradel thingamabobs
     
  18. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    Buy them a VW :D
     
  19. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    you could buy them Gaza.


    and if you are short on cash, just buy some more bombs for them to drop
     
  20. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

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    Well my mom made my kids and I fleece blankets 3 years ago for Christmas. I absolutely love that blanket, it's so soft, such a bright pink with big colorful daisies on it. I wrap it around me almost any time I'm sitting in the living room. The kids sleep with theirs every single night (Scooby Doo for my oldest son, little monkeys for my younger son, and Tinker Bell for his twin sister!) and goodness forbid when it comes time to wash them, they (the twins specifically) can't wait for them to come out of the dryer.

    So I would say that's the best hand-made gift I've received. :)

    Although my mom has also made me several really sentimental scrap books as gifts. But they, while I do love them, always seem to make me cry, gets me all emotional. And I don't always enjoy being that way, would rather avoid it at times.
     

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