what is swim?

i dont get it... what is swim? i saw it on another site and i was really confused.

 

= someone who isn't me.


= someone who i met

 

why is it "swim" though? like why is it so commonly used as that? why wouldnt you just say "my friend" or something?

 

thats like asking why do people say lol instead of haha

 

or a/s/l? instead of "im a pedo"

 

haha.

Really, i never knew of swim.

 

swim is the ultimate noob give away, if anyone starts posting on here saying "So swim wants to smoke but can't find anyone because nobody likes swim...", expect endless flaming and ridicule

 

Someone Who is Mexican

Slimy Women Inflating Mangos

Skinny Wombats In Matrimony

 

because "swim" is one word and four letters, and "my friend" is two words and eight letters.

that's twice as much work.

 

Did that guy just make an account here to find out what swim was?

 

I think he posted in the sex forum about taking 12 inch dicks too, or maybe that was someone else...

 

obviously not.. he has 26 posts

 

thats what i meant to do... but not for that particular question.

clearly i failed

 

lol

 

*police break down door*
Police: Your under arrest!
Me: It was SWIM who did it, I swear! SWIM is in the back room with my dog and my cat! Just don't awrrest me, because I swear that it was SWIM!

 

so its like, a joke? cause this other forum i was on everyone was "swim this" "swim that" totally serious, but they used the word so often i couldnt tell what it was supposed to mean.

and no i didnt post in the sex forum... i didnt even know there was one. i just made this account like last week.

 

newfags say swim because they think that police constantly monitor the interenets, and that their friends will be arrested if their first name is dropped on these forums

 

do you not understand the use of internet slang?

even my 45 year old mother gets it, c'mon now!

 

It could be used in seriousness, if you might be under surveillance and don't want to admit anything in writing. But its mostly used by paranoid noobs.

 

This thread fails.



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