what is masturbation?

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by lilpinkbutton, Sep 13, 2007.

  1. lilpinkbutton

    lilpinkbutton Member

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    ok, so i am newly bi, and my first/current gf told me i really need some practice. she says i should masturbate. what is it and how do u do it? i need detailed descriptions here. thnx!
     
  2. tyler128

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    I think I've seen this post from you somewhere before.

    If you don't know how to do it, what you like, etc...you really need to spend a lot of time with yourself before you even think about spending it with someone esle.

    If nothing else, your new g/f should masturbate while you watch and let you see how she does it and what she likes.
     
  3. lilpinkbutton

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    i still dont even know what it means! someone tell me EXACTLY what to do, like, step by step. and what is a clitoris? i dont know the parts of the body or anything!
     
  4. tyler128

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    You're a 21 year old female and asking what the clitoris is? What kind of sexual life have you had up to this point?
     
  5. lilpinkbutton

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    um, NONE! i have only had one boyfriend and we never had sex. i swear, i dont even know how to have sex with a man, much less a woman! i have never heard of masturbation. i grew up with a computer, and i have been sheltered all my life. seriously, yall, what is masturbation????
     
  6. tyler128

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    masturbation - to give yourself or somebody else sexual pleasure by stroking the genitals, usually to orgasm

    Do you know where your vagina is?
     
  7. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    :rolleyes:

    :lol:
     
  8. Musikero

    Musikero Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Oh really? Care to explain what you wrote in another thread?

    I smell :bs: :lol:
     
  9. tyler128

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    I thought I had read something similar to this before.
     
  10. ChrisGriffin

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    She's a fucking liar. No one is 21 years old & doesn't know what masturbation is.
     
  11. w.w.winkie

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    I really sympathise with Lilpinkbutton - bless her cotton sox!

    I've lost my...oh, what is it called?....punas?....panus?...penio?....piano?...Ah yes PENIS!! I had it in my hand yesterday but now I can't find it anywhere. I know!... I may have left it in the kitchen.....
     
  12. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

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  13. lovemasturbation

    lovemasturbation Member

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    i agree but why so many replie to such a silly question i wonder if she still has no periode or she thinks the blood every month comes from other parts of her body
     
  14. Musikero

    Musikero Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I dunno about the others. All I did was point out the OP's crap - not because I have anything against her (I don't) but because I'm curious to see her reaction. In other words, I have nothing better to do.:)
     
  15. lilpinkbutton

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    OMG! my fucking little sister! i use the same password for all my websites and i did not actually write this post! I am SO sorry! I wrote posts on other things, thankyou Musikero for pointing out my other post, but I did not start this one!
     
  16. w.w.winkie

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    I know, little sisters are a pain. I got caught just like you, mine went to my office for a whole week instead of me, without me knowing, and got paid instead of me!

    I couldn't understand why I suddenly had a week's holiday

    I don't know, what would we do with out them!
     
  17. mortes

    mortes Senior Member

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    Bullshit is reaking tonight!!!
     
  18. dynafen

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    Lmfao....
     
  19. MattInVegas

    MattInVegas John Denver Mega-Fan

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    IMHO, Masturbation is: Self satisfaction in ways that nobody else can match.
     
  20. Musikero

    Musikero Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    LOL! See, this is why I never give away my passwords.
     

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