What if...

...every Internet forward threat ever posted came true?

Every few nights you would see on the news, "another 13 year old boy was raped and murdered last night by an evil clown who then dragged him to hell. It turns out that he saw a post on YouTube and didn't send it to 10 people."

 

I'd definitely be dead already because I never send those things out.

 

does this mean that the Arabian Princess who died and left a ton of money in a bank that supposedly i won access to is true? I'd definitely start fwd'ing shit then

 

You don't think it really happens?

 

.

 

If they worked there would be 11,000 girls lined up in front of my house waiting to blow me.



I would also be able to fly

 

^^so you're the fucker that hits forward instead of delete?

 

And die from dehydration and exhaustion 25 girls later


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