What If The University Of Phoenix Told The Truth In Their Commercials.

I've gotten the ad beaten down my throat So I rewrote the jingle to be more accurate:

"All my shit's in storage,
I only eat what I can forage,
I don't really have a brain

"Got two bullets in my chest,
Shit degree, my life's a mess,
I can't use my fucking brain,

"Wipe your ass with my degree,
Tune in online to watch me pee,
Wish I used my fucking brain

"Time is short and talk is cheap,
Fell for this 'cause I'm a sheep,
Really wish I had a brain"

C/S,
Rev J