What Are Your New Years Resolutions?

What are your New Years resolutions?

Mine: Workout more and drink less.

 

Get a better job.

train at least twice weekly and grade up as much as possible in Jujitsu.

Lose weight (partly linked to previous resolution)

Make time to write more.

 

To never make New Years resolutions....




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to not reply to this thread when it's posted next year.

i think i make that resolution every year, but it's hard to remember to do it 11 1/2 months later.

 

Everybody says work out and get fit, lose weight. Then the gyms are packed in the first few weeks. The vegetable isle at the grocers seems under stock as more and more people eat healthier. Kinda just ruins it for all us already living healthy in the first place. then after a month it's all stopped anyways.

 

The usual. Quit smoking for the 100th time. Work out more. Meditate daily. Try to be a better morning person

 

I don't have to make resolutions this year. Next year is bound to be better. It's rather freeing... knowing that the worst year of your life is almost over.

Next year, I'll probably win the lottery and cure cancer and feed the homeless.

 

I thought morning meditation was coffee and a cigarette while trying to work out what planet I'm on...


I donno... Maybe I'm doing it wrong.

 

Nah, I think you've got the right idea

 

my new years resolution is never to make new years resolutions.
this is actually a very old new years resolution that i don't remember what year i made it, but i'm pretty sure i haven't broken it yet.

i probably remind people of this every year,
but i don't think that's the same as breaking it,
by making it again, which isn't what i'm doing.

 

Right... Whatever you say, chief.




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You'll do it...just keep trying.

 

Same as every year

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This, and also better organize my manuals, printouts, and computer files where I can find them. I can search for them, but theres so many and sometimes don't know what the name of the file is.

 

I never make New Year's resolutions.

 

Isnt that a resolution?

 

Not if its habitual.

 

Worse behavior next year. I think I can keep that one.

 

No. I'm apathetic about it.