What are you the best at?

my dad did. he was gross and a dick to boot.

personally, though, i hope my stepfather is gettin' some somewhere, 'cause he ain't gettin' it from my mom. and she is SO HARD to live with. i think she got ugly to spite him.

 

I'm the best at posting in a thread when its nearing its finish and all the good stuff has allready been said and most of the hot, sexy talking chicks are offline and have been so for about 5 hours.

Rock on Rock Hard....dumb ass!

 

sorry, i've been jammin' and clammin' for a few days. BUT I'M HERE NOW. and humbly asking for more pics. internet porn is no fun unless you KNOW the people in the pictures. also, a face pic. i'll send you mine if you send me yours.

what? shut UP people. i'm a creature of very bad habits.

 

I'll see what can be done!

 

I am the master of jacking people's food, whether i use my charm to talk them into giving me their food, or i take it when they aren't looking but are extremely close to the food at hand. My fav. food to prey apon is cookies.

 

you better believe im good

when i hear some of the shit quality of todays popular singers i think i could do that and better it fo shiz.

 

I moved to Rapid City SD.. this is where my Mom and Dad are..... O how I miss it there sooo freakin much!
When things get settled I plan on moving back though

ha.. I've been a bitch
can't remember the last time I even bother flirting though ...eh... do I know you? I blushed a bit just thinking of how I use to be though :&

 

I'm good at the moonwalk... I could out moonwalk you all...

 

What, you blush at being a complete badass??

 

badass... was I really? lol

now I'm a diaper whipped mom... I mean I've always been a mom but now ..four kids, yep I'm sure tame now :Angel:
kinda boring to tell the truth

o btw I can so do a mean moonwalk.... =D

 

Of course you were and still are...Who do you think my shrine is of that I have in my special place...(p.s. sorry, that was me who got into your trash that one day..could you possibly get some Tucks pads and use one and throw it out so I can add it to my shrine)

 

only if you send me some butt hairs so I can add them to my earwax toenail clipping sculptor of you =D

mmm...true love

 

I am so honored that you have a sculptor of me with toenails and earwax, my eyes are filling with tears as we speak... And of course I will send you some butt hairs, I have plenty to go around.. Do you need a pound or two pounds of butt hair..?
I heart you...

 

ew...lol

 

So, I guess you'll take the three pounder..?

 

I know. So many people don't realize this fact of life.

 

yeah. the rest of it does nothing for me.

 

Hurting people's feelings. Awww.

 

I'm pretty good at eating cucumbers

 

Thats great ! I envy you....


I am not the best at anything, which is actually kinda sad.