What are you doing tonight?

What's everyone up too tonight. I have the options of staying in, or trying to construct a raft to go see my friend Jessica.

The streets are flooded, and my apartment has a bunch of plywood hanging around.

 

Get Gilligan to help you.

 

He ends up screwing everything up.

 

Yeah, but you'll have a crazy adventure, and one day you and Ginger will look back on good times and laugh.

 

Yeah Gingers cool, but the coconuts are way easier.

 

You can't really make a decent raft out of plywood. It won't be stable or keep you above water unless you tack it to some kind of pontoons.


Corpses work well. If there are any corpses in the water grab 6 medium size ones (4 side by side under a standard 8 by 4 sheet of ply with two attached to the sides for stability) and your set.

Make sure you nail into bone for added durability.

 

You'd expect not to have to worry about water living in the desert, but for some reason desert made them think to build low streets with no drainage everywhere.

 

Use fingercondoms when fingerfucking

 

Naykid, I guess I could make my girlfriend into part of a raft if I got to her place.

But women are like cats, they hate getting wet.

 

Plywood would make an okay raft just need it to have a flat bottom and atleast 10" sides. you would also need to rip strips of if to overlap seems to act as a source to make it more rigid.


Look to a john boat design.

 

someone be really emo and say they're killing themselves tonight......do it!

 

I wont kill myself but i will ruthless flog myself soon. i'm feeling lonely

 

I might be killing myself if I follow raft designs from this freaking place.

No offense yank.

 

Just a little bit of offense Ape.

 

In a survival situation good taste is the first thing to go out the window.

 

Im singing along with some late 80's/early 90's music... bout to hit the sack though, doc appt in the morning.

 

im cooking dinner for my bf

i just finished making the lasagne all it needs now is to be put in the oven for a bit. ive got desert all ready as well. we'll probably watch at movie at his and then go to bed early coz we have uni at 9

 

i may be hosting an alien landing party.

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Lodui....didn't god tell you to built an ark weeks ago? He must not like you then...