what are the advantages of being English *gasp*

and Gay!? *double gasp*

 

Well since your British, I'll assume you're gay anyway.

 

You can eat an apple through a tennis raquet...because of your teeth?

 

Lol

would make for some messy oral sex.

 

my teeth are fine and I also have lovely hoofs.

*spank*

 

I voted ewww my hair is caught in the sink. Not because it is, but because I think its something a cate8 would vote for.

 

are those your breasts in your signature Cate8?

 

Do I look like the girl in my sig?

 

dammit. you beat me.

the hats? twead? houndstooth? i got nuthin.

 

You are blonde and perky, so yes.

 

that would be "lovely hooves" and i blame ENGLISH TEACHERS for me knowing that, you vast pile of vicious bastards.

 

We say "hoofs" here so piss off.

 

take it up the wrong 'un, brit.

 

Please speak up dear I have no idea what you are saying with that American drawl. You sound like you are talking into a tin can.

No offense. I've known some very nice Americans.

 

one advantage of being british and gay would be tea and crumpets.

 

well,
being as im not gay and having alot of english blood...i would have to say...alcoholism...

 

See I thought that was a regular british thing. It's so hard to tell.

 

"Jolly Good Old Chaps" could have different meanings?

 

There is actually an excuse for walking as if there has been a dick up your ass all night.

 

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