what are the advantages of being English *gasp*

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by ~Panties, Mar 18, 2008.

  1. ~Panties

    ~Panties Member

    and Gay!? *double gasp* :eek:
     
  2. lode

    lode Banned

    Well since your British, I'll assume you're gay anyway. ;)
     
  3. Rock Hard

    Rock Hard Hard as Rock...BABY

    You can eat an apple through a tennis raquet...because of your teeth?
     
  4. Beckner420

    Beckner420 troll

    Lol

    would make for some messy oral sex.
     
  5. ~Panties

    ~Panties Member

    my teeth are fine and I also have lovely hoofs.

    *spank*
     
  6. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

    I voted ewww my hair is caught in the sink. Not because it is, but because I think its something a cate8 would vote for.
     
  7. ~Panties

    ~Panties Member

    are those your breasts in your signature Cate8?
     
  8. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

    Do I look like the girl in my sig?
     
  9. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    dammit. you beat me.

    the hats? twead? houndstooth? i got nuthin.
     
  10. ~Panties

    ~Panties Member

    You are blonde and perky, so yes.
     
  11. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    that would be "lovely hooves" and i blame ENGLISH TEACHERS for me knowing that, you vast pile of vicious bastards.
     
  12. ~Panties

    ~Panties Member

    We say "hoofs" here so piss off. :mad:
     
  13. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    take it up the wrong 'un, brit.
     
  14. ~Panties

    ~Panties Member

    Please speak up dear I have no idea what you are saying with that American drawl. You sound like you are talking into a tin can.

    No offense. I've known some very nice Americans.
     
  15. Lady of the Freaks

    Lady of the Freaks Senior Member

    one advantage of being british and gay would be tea and crumpets.
     
  16. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

    well,
    being as im not gay and having alot of english blood...i would have to say...alcoholism...
     
  17. lode

    lode Banned

    See I thought that was a regular british thing. It's so hard to tell.
     
  18. Rock Hard

    Rock Hard Hard as Rock...BABY

    "Jolly Good Old Chaps" could have different meanings?
     
  19. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

    There is actually an excuse for walking as if there has been a dick up your ass all night.
     
  20. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

    the weekend activities

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