What are some isms, sayings, or words you use that make you unique?

If someone asks me what I'm cooking I'll reply with "Poop on a scoop... with a little bit of doop" Only two people ask me this. You think they'd learn by now. I might change it up a little with "Shit on a stick"

I also cuss by saying stuff like "Fuck-a-doodle-doo"

Many of them are automatic replies to annoying questions. I've got a lot of them.

Sometimes I'll go up to my woman and say "I love you..."
She'll say "Awww I love you t"
I'll cut her off with "'...r boobs. you didn't let me finish"

 

"Oh poodlescoots" is sometimes what I say when I'm frustrated but not quite to the point of cussing. And also "poodledoodle" lol

 

I'm always adding song lyrics to my everyday speech, for example:

girl: How do like my bandana?
me: You look ghetto
girl: You gotta problem with that?
me: nah I like chick thats bad and chick thats hood.

 

I vow to use "Poodlescoots" next time I'm sitting at the bar with my hard-nosed friends drinking a pitcher, and relating an army story that needs cuss words to make it sound cool.

 

None. Nada. Zilch. I am a boring choad.

 

i say things that aren't really all that new.. but never gets old to me. lol

everyime my bf asks me what time it is.. im like.. time for you to get a watch..
he's like fuck man.. then he has to get up and check for himself.

or when its super early in the morning.. and he asks for the time..
its alwaysss a lie - sorta. i round off.. sometimes by a few mins.. or half an hour.. or like 2 hours. so he can get up lol

so it could be like 8am.. then i'd tell him its 11.
then a few minutes later he'd be like.. youu fuckin liar!

lolll

well.. he should know me by now. lol





also..

whatsup!

"chillin like a villain, time killin"

 

I say fuck an incredible amount of times throughout the day.

 

Sometimes when I tell someone "I love you" and they reply with "I love you too" I tell them I'll buy some tickets to one of their concerts.

 

"Jimminy Cricket!"

"Shit Waffles!"

"You Cheesebasket!"

"Hey Doodlewhopper"

I make up words and crap all the time, drives my kids crazy, the little monkeybutt-bone cheeesebaskets.

That's all I can think of at the moment, you fart-knockers.

 

Jay, is that you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5bW8H-kNZs"]Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back - Jay's Rap (HD) - YouTube

 

"To myself..."

"To myself now..."

"To myself again."

 

snoochie booooochies :sifone: