What advice would you give to a new smoker?

What wisdom and advice would you give to a new smoker like myself?
Note that I have already smoked...I'm not looking for first-time advice. More like long-term advice?

 

dont ever drink the bong water

 

relax and embrace new horizens when they come

 

Find some good music, give it and receive it, and SMI2LE

 

Try to limit your smoking to once or twice a week so your tolerance doesnt build up so fast like mine did....o well im gonna go smoke some hash.

 

My advice is to take precautions to maintain your liberty. Be able to express why you have your beliefs and learn as much as you can about the beauty that is cannabis. Oh yeah, enjoy the memories. One day you may be giving a new stoner some advice, live how youn would give them their advice. Read a lot of philosophy, Socrates, Sartre, J.S Mill, Singer, Locke etc.

 

Best advice.... Hmmmmmm.... Never bring all your stash to a party and what you do bring have it split in two bags. Never know how many freeloaders show up

Honestly, control the weed. Do not let it interfere with life, education, work etc... Use it to enhance moments of relaxation and peace.

 

Dont let every person know your high and use clear eyes not visine

 

enjoy yourself, and open your mind Welcome to the Wonderful World of Weed

 

haha, I've seen a guy do that, trying to unclog the bong when he was stoned as fuck... it was hilarious; we all saw him do it and went silent; the look on his face was priceless!!!!!

 

Spot the free loaders and users early and ditch em. Never pay over the odds or more then you can afford. Never get it laid on as its hurts paying 4 hash ya've already smoked. And above all remember there's more t life then getting high its just an enhancement t life.

 

Don't get caught.

 

dont spill the bowl

 

only trust the ppl you kno u can trust 100% some bastards that smoke bud wont be shy to rip you off .. dont be fooled, but dont always be stingy .. dont drive around with shit on you .. always be yourself .. and dont think just cuz u smoke ur cool .. dont be paranoid, alotta ppl toke and thats wat will get u caught. just have fun and cheef cheif

 

lol, very true!! I remember when my bf first got our bong, I spoofed the bowl and broke the stem!!! I cried because I felt so bad... and wanted to smoke more...

 

rohto v drops, taco bell and juice thats all you need

 

Pass to the left.


I really cant believe that one hasn't been said yet.

 

Do not turn a bubbler upside down when you try to empty the bowl...

 

never attempt an AS mock art examinaton whilst barely able to stand. i learnt this the hard way.

 

Know your dealer, if you can grow your own.