what a stupid slogan

name one of those stupid catchlines or slogans companies always give at the end of a commercial or on their product.

i'll start
Campbell's commercial just now said: "It's amazing what soup can do"
um like provide a good side dish or convince your mom of staying home by pouring it in the toilet while making a loud gagging noise?

also HP's slogan "The Computer Is Personal Again"
what?

 

an army of one

 

15 minutes will save you 15 blah blah blah fuck off Geico

 

:2thumbsup:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8OPxZvCAuw"]YouTube - Massengil Douche Commercial

:sunny:

 

kfc's

so s-o g double o-d good

they have a white version with electric guitar and a black version with smooth r+b type voice

 

be all that you can be

 

mc donald's da dah da dah da daaa im lovin it.

lots of food commercials say made with REAL blah blah well i hope im not eating plastic.

I can't stand Safeways "ingredients for life" i worked for that company and every time i hear those words i think of a prison.

 

"looking for a few good men."
- united states marine corps.
:ack2:

translation: "we're looking for dumb fucks who are so stupid that, they really belive our bullshit and, are willing to die for it!"

 

Just do it.

Do what? "it" is usually sex right? Why would I need your shitty $20 shoes for sex. Trojan should steal Nike's slogan. Or Heckler & Koch.

 

a documentary on advertising i watched said nike got their just do it slogan from an inmate before the firing squad.

 

That's interesting.
Pep boys, does everything for less. Stuck in my head all fucking day.

 

they're all stupid . . .

 

What's with all these vibrator commercails lately. "A vibrator women aren't afraid to talk about"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_z13XymWVU"]YouTube - Trojan Vibrating Touch Commercial

 

Subway - Eat Fresh

Like their meat is healthy or tomatoes are actually fresh. I guess it's just a good slogan cause it's certainly not true.

 

There's nothing like a pepper!

Dr. Pepper slogan

"a pepper" wait what?

 

petco: 'where the pets go'

What??! Do they just sneak out when you aren't looking go down to the local petco and pick up a chew toy or a ringing ball?

 

I like MSNBC most of the time, but "Lean Forward"??

 

Whoever talked Jack in the Box into using a man with a styrofoam head in commercials is a genius. What the hell is it supposed to mean?Stupid-stupid-stupid.

 

I hear this stupid nationwide insurance commercial on the radio at work all the time..

its the usual "nationwide is on your side" jingle except the way they pronounce side is ridiculous...i'm not even sure how to type it..instead of saying a regular "i" they pronounce it like "ai"...."saaiiiddee"

really annoying. does anyone know what i'm talking about?

 

Do you mean like the guy that does enterprise commercials? Whispers the last syllable?