The following is completely original, never been done before, and ever so exciting..... Guess what it is? Can you? Aren't you excited? What could it be? Curious yet? Well here it is! Questions! What fun! (Yes, I am bored.) Alright please answer the following questions, it is quite important, though there is no purpose to it whatsoever... What is you astrological sun sign? Moon sign? Ascendant? Chinese zodiac sign? What is you height? What's your shoe size? What's you favorite color? Favorite smell? Favorite texture? What are three words you hate? What's your middle name? Guess what number I'm thinking of... Is this a waste of time? What made you bother to answer these questions? Is this the end? Have fun!
Hmmm, no one seems particularly interested.... I guess I'll go first... * What is you astrological sun sign? - Libra. * Moon sign? - Libra. * Ascendant? - Scorpio. * Chinese zodiac sign? - Wood Rat. * What is you height? - ~6'4" * What's your shoe size? - 14 * What's you favorite color? - Take a wild guess... Blue! * Favorite smell? - That's tough.... A wood fire always smells nice, or forests... Rain also... * Favorite texture? - Not sure... Fuzzy perhaps? * What are three words you hate? - Cootchie, no offense to anyone who says it, but I cannot stand that word... Also kewl, sorry don't like it. And last, haha I can't think of another, though I'm sure there are more.. * What's your middle name? - Adam. * Guess what number I'm thinking of... - I think I'm cheating... * Is this a waste of time? - Of course... * What made you bother to answer these questions? - I'm bored. * Is this the end? - No, or is it?
The following is completely original, never been done before, and ever so exciting..... Guess what it is? Do I have to? Can you? Do what? Aren't you excited? Not really What could it be? PUPPIES! Curious yet? Annoyed more like Well here it is! FINALLY!! Questions! What fun! Wohooh! (Yes, I am bored.) I can see that... Alright please answer the following questions, it is quite important, though there is no purpose to it whatsoever... What will I get for filling this? What is you astrological sun sign? Virgo Moon sign? Santa Claus (seriously though, I don't know) Ascendant? No idea Chinese zodiac sign? Rat What is you height? 1.75m/5'9" What's your shoe size? 38 What's you favorite color? Blue Favorite smell? The smell of ocean, also summer rain... Nah Champa. Favorite texture? wood What are three words you hate? viha (=hate), ällö (=yucky), karva (=hair)... all words are Finnish What's your middle name? Maria Guess what number I'm thinking of... seven Is this a waste of time? Probably What made you bother to answer these questions? I'm bored Is this the end? Is it? Have fun! Thank you!
Oooh I forgot nag champa, another good smell.. And I actualy was thinking of seven! How did you know?
Because I know e v e r y t h i n g. And besides, I'm your wife. You can't hide anything from me. Scary, huh?
What is you astrological sun sign? GEMINI Moon sign? PISCES Ascendant? SCORPIO Chinese zodiac sign? RAT What is you height? 6 FEET What's your shoe size?12 What's you favorite color?BLUE Favorite smell? FOREST Favorite texture? SILKY What are three words you hate?******, CROSBY STILLS NASH AND YOUNG, PHISH What's your middle name?JOSEPH Guess what number I'm thinking of...12 Is this a waste of time?WHAT ISN'T? What made you bother to answer these questions?RESPECT FOR SOULLESS Is this the end?DEATH IS NOT THE END
What is you astrological sun sign? Scorpio Moon sign? i do not know Ascendant? i do not know Chinese zodiac sign? hehe...the cock..... What is you height? 5'5" What's your shoe size? 8 1/2 What's you favorite color? green Favorite smell? i like the smell of bonfires, nag champa, some really good pot, i have many favorite smells....smells are big for me..... Favorite texture? soft and fuzzy....kind of like the fleece i'm wearing right now What are three words you hate? don't like the word hate, don't like the phrase "my bad".....does that count for three? What's your middle name? allison Guess what number I'm thinking of... number 9, number 9, number 9 Is this a waste of time? indeed What made you bother to answer these questions? i'm bored at work Is this the end? this is the end...my only friend...the end
What is you astrological sun sign? capricorn. my birthday is next week. Moon sign? saggitarius Ascendant? Libra Chinese zodiac sign? cusp between pig and rat What is you height? 5'4 1/2 What's your shoe size? 9ish What's you favorite color? hm, red or navy or lots of different colours all at the same time. Favorite smell? vanilla. the real stuff. none of that artificial crap Favorite texture? newborn baby skin What are three words you hate? hate, stupid, retard, i'm sure there are more too, those are just the first ones that popped into my head. What's your middle name? not telling Guess what number I'm thinking of... 42 Is this a waste of time? sure What made you bother to answer these questions? why not? Is this the end? or maybe just another beginning...
Don't be a smartass with me. I think I'm gonna have to do some serious ass-kicking soon, if you don't start explaining yourself.
Hehe you should know I'm joking.... Oh, and theres your surprise! Not really, that would be a pretty crappy surprise...
What is you astrological sun sign? Pisces? Moon sign? ? Ascendant? ? Chinese zodiac sign? Snake, dragon thingy What is you height? 6'4" + What's your shoe size? 11/12 What's you favorite color? Easy on the eye (not a colour ) Favorite smell? Women Favorite texture? freshly shaved pussy What are three words you hate? ****, tax, and a lot more... What's your middle name? No fucking way Guess what number I'm thinking of... 3? Is this a waste of time? No because I'm drunk What made you bother to answer these questions? Alcohol Is this the end? nope Have fun!