weirdest thing you've ever done?

another survey...

what's the wierdest thing you've ever done. (haha this is a pretty open ended question, because i am bored, and looking for you all to entertain me )

 

i just confessed on here yesterday that I had a peeing contest with my bf once...

http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13845

thats gotta be one of the weirdest thigns I've ever done...

 

haha that's really funny. when you're an old lady, wearing diapers, you can think back to the good old days. whose idea was the contest?

in high school, my husband told me to lick his eyeball, to see what it felt like, so i did.

 

I guess mine...He was like "I'm so bored anything would be fun"

and I said"well why don't we just have a pissing contest"

I meant it like playful fighting...but he took it literally, I guess he had never heard that expression before. lol

I just went along with it.

 

i licked people's eye balls.....

 

actually, i think the wierdest thing i have ever done, was smoke pot with my mom. it was about a year ago. even though i am an adult and all that, it still felt pretty wierd and dysfunctional. lol, i haven't done it again.

 

I would walk home in the early morning really drunk sometimes, and gather like 10 to 15 Newspapers from various houses and then place them at one single house. Maybe not the weirdest thing I ever did, but It sprung to mind real quick.....

 

when really drunk, I tend to just walk, streets, pointlessly, smoking probebly 4 packs of ciggs a walk... just walking, walking, walking...

I do that alot though...


That's a wierd thing i constantly do.

 

i do alot of weird stuff...and i dont have a good memeory so i dont know the weirdest thing but here is some weird things

i set up a ramp and rolled a bowling ball in my nuts...didnt hurt though

i would go in this craft store everyday and steal stuff then bring it back the next day and say "i found this in the parking lot some one must of forgotten a bag"

i glued my hand to my face...but i was illergic to the glue so i had a big red hand print on my face for a week

i trip/fall in front of people on purpose to see there reactions

 

damn, 4 packs of ciggs...*hands you an oxygen tank* you're going to need this.

actually, i rarely drink much, but when i do, i try not to talk, as i am prone stumbling and tripping over my own feet.

 

would they give you money back or something?

 

willy...hahaha you crack me up. been watching too much tv? (jackass, maybe?)

 

nope..its just fun to steal stuff...but i would never steal stuff and not give it back...and i had to think of a way to give it back and that was the best way i could think of

 

I smoke way too much when I drink... it's a natural reaction...beer in one hand, cigg in the other...ALL of the time.

and hell, if I start drinkin in the mornin, and keep on till night, those 4 packs go away easily.

Other wierd stuff I did...hmm... I once jumped off a roof of a sea-front bar into the sea... probebly 5 meters of a jump... I followed a guy who was on acid... he got up there, I was already there.... he spread his arms... and shouted "I'm a ceramic pegion" (Almost Famose reference...one of the funniest things i've ever heard) ... and he jumped off the higher bar deck (7 meters or so)... so, a bunch of people followed him.... Nice guy that one, Brian, British...

 

haha...i love that show...but everybody does stuff like that ...they just taped it and profited off of it...

 

willy, everyone does dumb stuff, but that bowling ball in the nuts thing sounds specifically like a jackass prank.

btw, don't come crying to us with your infertility problems, 10 years from now. we'll all know how it happened. hahaha

 

this isnt a weird thing but BraveSirRubin's story made me think f somthing i did

ok so i live in pennsylvania ...and it was winter at the time...
and i told these people that i would jump of of this bridge for a dollar
the bridge is 20 ft tall and the water was 1 . 5 feet deep
...stupid i know...
so anyway...i jumped
but just as i did a cop drove by
so im walking out of the water ...dripping and frezzing
i get my dollar
and the cops give me a warning for diorderly conduct

 

i did it a week later with 15 pool balls too

 

The weirdest thing I have ever done by far was coming thisclose to going to the courthouse and marrying a guy I knew for only a month.....yeah, and , um....he was a nutcase too. Luckily I woke up from my drug induced haze and realized I was about about to make the stupidest mistake EVER. I ran like hell!

 

Did the Marching Hammers chase you?