Maybe it's just the place I live, I don't know. I swear, I'm always hearing about some guy who's fucked a cat, or a pig, or a chicken, or some other weird shit like that. Not only that, but usually the story goes on, the dude brings the animal home with him, it's dead because it's tiny little body can't handle it, and the guy keeps it around for about a week until someone walks in on him fucking it's decaying carcass. I've heard this rumor at least 4 or 5 times, all about different guys. I don't doubt that somewhere out in the world there's some crazy fucker who's actually done that, and he's probably on yahoo doing it on his webcam right now, but if I were to believe it every time someone told me "naw, you better leave that guy alone, i heard he..." then I think over half of the men in this town would be fucking dead animals right now. Is this just a local phenomenon, or is this a fairly common rumor in other boring shit hole towns, too?