Weird shit you do when high?

I was repeatedly jumping up and down in my bathroom, because i was thinking of how cool it would be if i replaced the bathroom floor with a trampoline...

How about you?

 

I think I had sex with a firehydrant once...

no the wierdest thing I have done was make top ramen but use hotsauce, barbeque sauce, russian tuscan seasoning and a few other ingredients I cannot remember. Was suprisingly good, I think it was cause I was high.

 

^most ramen creations are not nearly as good the second time you make it - mostly because when you first make it you are fucked up

egg and ramen is pretty good though. drain that water out, get noodles to one side, butter on the pan, toss an egg in there and on high heat mix that shit until it fries up. add some siracha for flavor. could even veggies and chicken to the mix for some stir-fry noodle

 

mmm ramen

 

i usually try some form of meditation when I'm high.. it always results in some trippy shit happening. especially when its pitch black.

 

I have an odd reaction, I get cold, like I'm in my house and it's not cold in here but I'm shivering. WTF is up with that?

 

i stare at mirrors and get absorbed in retarded mind-numbing activity

 

its probably due to an increase in anxiety

 

I get paranoid and think negative shit about myself.... at least lately that has been the case.

 

i don't get anxious when i'm high

 

I don't get anxious either, especially with the good stuff I have. I used to years ago, to the point that I quit smoking alone cuz I'd have racing thoughts about how long I've been living, and that I have to keep on living for so much longer, and I didn't want to live that long...it sucked ass. Pot just makes me cold, which is awesome when its hotter than hell outside.

 

I just get as high as a kite. and chill

 

I don't know why But I like queefing when I'm Baked of my tits.. lol I donno the sounds coming out sounds hella funny to me when Im high LOL

 

haha brushing your teeth while looking in the mirror is so fun when you're high... its like your mouth starts to transform...

I always do the weirdest shit when high though, i talk to myself constantly and tell myself the weirdest stories out loud, I even randomly burst into laughter even though i'm not watching nor saying anything funny at all.

I also get awesome food ideas such as making a trailmix sandwich, did that last night... it was amazing, i think...

And probably the weirdest thing, when ever i'm high and have to act "normal" to talk parents or going into a store or something... I always open my eyes extremely wide like an owl because i think it makes me look less high... i always think the squinty half shut baked eyes is a dead give away when i'm high... so i open them up like an owl and never blink, but when i think of it when i'm sober... its probably an even bigger give away...

 

I like to meditate and do yoga outdoors - i feel the trees and plants are encouraging/helping me to meditate and find my center by just their presence alone. I know it sounds weird but i feel that all plant life are in a constant state of meditation, and when we meditate, when we go blank (go still) we're entering their world. I know this has no scientific bearing at all, but it's the way I feel and i like that feeling

 

That actually sounds pretty cool, like connecting with natures energy or something... Sounds like it would actually be pretty awesome, especially with some slow psychedelic nature music playing with some headphones on... I would try it, but i live in the middle of a city, and i live in a townhouse, my backyard is like... an extremely small squar, which doesn't even have any grass... haha!

 

also when Im high.. I sometimes go in yoga form with my legs in the air and it looks like im stnding on the roof LOL

 

well sqwating on the roof lololol

 

haha! yea i love it how your perspective changes when high. Last night i was looking down my sink drain, and when i looked down the whole it seemed as if it were a million miles deep, and then i suddenly felt as if i was standing on the ledge of some massive NYC building, looking down feeling as if i were about to fall. It was soo trippy and slightly freaky.

 

ROFL!!!! No fucking way!!! I'v done the samething!!! LOL