Weight Loss Through Farting

Must have had too much coffee yesterday

I just let one rip that summoned the dogs of hell

Think i instantly lost half a.pound

Im not really asking for advice becuase I know how to use google

 

For The First Time In My Life I Am Embarassed To Call Myself A Fellow

Horstralian...... :banhim:



Cheers Glen.

 

take elevator ride might know difference in gravity pull.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57Ul0qSQgeA

 

I would imagine getting drilled the night before didn't help matters.

 

Mother Natures Very Own "Air Compresser"......



Cheers Glen.

 

I'm amazed this thread wasn't started by r0llinstoned

 

rOllinandboned Has Lifted His Game In The Past Few Months, Hard To Believe

But True, Tit Now Appears One Of My Fellow Countrymen Has Taken His Place.

Ohhh The Shame...... :bigcry:



Cheers Glen.

 

Coffee, not chillidogs and cheese fries

 

Since humans consist for a large part of water it would seem sharts are even better for losing weight. There, I gave you advice anyway!

 

Everybody farts...even the Queen!

 

The Queen does not fart, or go to the toilet.

 

Which explains a slightly constipated facial expression.

 

Fat is metabolized into CO2 and water. You breathe, sweat and piss out fat. However, in addition to methane, farts must surely contain CO2. But I doubt it's enough to concern Al Gore.

Also, I'd wager vegetarians release more gases for the same reason as cows. Nothing personal of course. I'm sure meat turns me into a psychotic caveman after so long. I'm sure the mercury, scotch, pot will take their toll. Or maybe all that meth, coke and crack back a couple of decades or so ago.

Sorry for the tangent, I have been smoking a bit!

Now, if the weight you need to lose is some foul coworker who wants to sit too close, I suggest raw broccoli, smoked oysters, feta cheese and chase it with a prune-carrot juice cocktail.

 

JUst got my grande iced amercano from starbucks. I may be chiming in here in t minus 30 minutes

 

Ive experienced a few anti-gravity farts in my time..

 

Elizabitch got her a gold plated shithouse so I heard. Like Ozzy Osbourne.

 

"Summoned the dogs of hell."

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

i am glad I was not there.

 

If this really worked, most American men would weigh less than nothing by now.

 

And now it's time for Heat to bring the heat.

I waited five years for the right time to use that line.