Weekend.

So I went to my friends party on friday, got drunk as hell and stoned as hell.

Oh, and I stole this bitch's bowl




She was such a bitch, but she was so hot, she deserved it.

 

Thats bad fucking luck man. Your an asshole. never steal someone's pipe. Just smash it.

 

Lol bad luck my ass.

Last night me and my boy went to the gas station put 10 on the pump and it got to 10 dollars and didnt stop pumping glass like it's suppose to, and he got a full tank for 10 dollars.

Sounds like good luck to me.

 

its a beautiful bowl...but yeah dude stealing bowls not cool...i was at a festival once and we got robbed...all 3 of my friends license's, debit, and credit cards got jacked...they took a quarter of my weed and a half o my friend had...and TOOK 3 bowls, two of which were mine...im pissed to this day!!! if yuo gotta steal my bud take it...but FUCK them who took my bowls...bowls have chemistry with their owner in my opinion and i still say steal weed not pieces.

 

only time i'd say it was cool to steal someone's pipe is if they'd wronged you in some way. you don't steal someone's shit just for being an asshole. they gotta have either mooched off you over a long period of time or fucked you in a way that you want revenge. don't be a dick dude. people like you are the reason i gotta watch my shit all the time.

 

I was gonna steal both, but hey, i didnt know it was hers till she was screaming "SOMEONE STOLE MY BOWL" the bowl was right under her nose in under a turned upside down cup, i walked over and put it in my pocket.


I was gonna steal this dudes weed too, but my friend got to it first.

 

She shouldnt have left it sitting out in the open on a table.

I dont know whjy the fuck anybody left their weed, and bowls on the fucking pool table and just left the room.. like seriously doing stupid shit like that deserves getting jacked.


I mean if I had brought MY weed and MY bowl my weed and my bowl would have stayed safe in my pocket.

 

you stole someone's piece? lame.

 

that's the lamest reason to steal something i've ever heard. hell, in my logic, you're the one who should be getting their shit stolen. until life proves otherwise, people tend to think people are like them. her leaving her shit out pretty much says: i don't steal, so i don't expect that people i hang out with (people like me) would steal from me.

i hope the word gets out that you're a shady character around where you live. good luck chilling at anyone's place then.

 

it was the peace pipe of the night and you jacked it?!?!

man they were prolly settn it there between rounds dude...wtf man

 

Lol too bad everyone likes me where this had happened.

But you know what, you can hope what you want.


I am gonna live my life and you know what, If i see another bowl, it's mine.

You shouldnt leave valuables lying around anyways.

I mean, atleast I'm smart enough to know that at a party with a bunch of drunk and high people that I shouldnt leave my shit lying around. I mean i didnt put my phone down on the table and walk away from it, I payed 300 dollars for it. I'm not getting it stolen

AND even if it was a 11 dollar bowl like the one I own, it's my mother fucking bowl and im not stupid enough to leave it in the open screaming "take me take me"

 

There was like 3 or 4 bowls at that party, and hers happened to be the one I took.

I dont even like it the bowl, mines better I'm selling this one.

 

return it to her...

did she do something to make her a BITCH? or is she just a bitch cuz shes female? cuz at frist i thuoght she mighta been a bitch to you...but now you just dont give a fuck...man and honestly i think that bowls pretty tight

compassion man

 

No, I met her outside and I said hey to her and she just looked at me like I was lesser than her.

I mean, I dont care if she's hot, she could have atleast said hey back.

 

sounds like you and the people you hang out with then are not trustworthy and generally lacking compassion and sensitivity if you're all concerned about leaving your things out in the open unattended.

when I'm with my crew, we don't worry about shit like that. we look out for each other. everyone respects each other.

 

I hope you die a very painful death.

 

true but stealing her bowl...uncalled for come on man

 

i dont trust anyone.

 

yeah they say those who dont trust in relationships are more likely to cheat...perhaps you dont trust because of the things you do

 

What would you do if somebody stole your pipe?
I bet you'd be mad pissed off.. Karma's a bitch. It'll get back to you