Weed on plane

So I will be taking a domestic flight soon and wanted to sneak some bud on for after I land. I was think about putting it in a plastic bag by my taint and wear tight boxer briefs but now these full body scanners are sketching me out. Has anyone tried this recently?

 

Don't do it

 

It really depends where you are flying, remember no need to bring your own sand to the beach.

That being said, assuming you're going some place that nuggets will be tough to come by, it is really easy to bring your own W on the plane. I do it every time I fly (1-2 times per month) and have for years with zero problems. Body scanners scare the shit out of me after an experience with some powders in my coin pocket but that worked out chill.

If you check your bag, you can just throw it in there. I have had a bag of nuggets sittin gon top of my clothes and TSA has searched it and they left it alone.

What I usually do though since I almost always only bring a carry on, is to roll joints and put them in a cigarette pack. This has never presented a problem.

the old crotch strap just isn't the surefire method these days.

 

Don't do it...my boss has done it for years and just got caught this summer. Bad news man.

 

Look at the bright side- if you make the mistake and take the weed on the plane you'll have this forum where you can relate your experience.

 

You can go online and find out what airports have body scanners. But I wouldn't do it. A couple years back, I took some with me. I had about a gram in my bra, I thought if I didn't set the metal thing off they would leave me alone. Wrong. The guy said let me get a woman to pat you down. I thought oh shit. I said to myself just let me get too my gate so I sit down. Everything was fine. I would never do that again. I was very lucky that day. When they said women I thought ohh no she is going to feel around my bra

 

you can opt out of the full body scan for a full body pat down instead.

theshow, you're sayin that TSA saw the bag of weed, but didn't care?!

 

Dude.. why don't you just get a med card.. then ya never really have to worry about taking into an airport

 

I wish I could get a med card, but in Jersey they are really hard to obtain. I've been smoking bud from Cali and don't really wanna go back to the bud I had in NJ. But it's whatever I'm not going to bring it, the risk outweighs the reward too much cause I know this airport has the body scanners.

 

Yes on more than one occassion the tsa has searched my bag and left a we searched this bag memo and all my goodies were in plain view never been an issue.I usually try to hide casually but lazy some days.



E- I'm not really interested in a card, although I could carry 2 zips in my carryon worry free. Its 90$a year, you are in a govt registry, I'm worried about insurance premiums being jacked because of this, I get bud that is just as good if not better for cheaper. And if I get caught its $100 fine that's it:

If I ever need anything from the dispensary I call my buddy who is a budtender

 

that's the only reason.. i figured you'd be finding cheaper buds than in the dispensary

 

yeah its weird.. minnesota is not a mmj state though we are "decriminalized".. mmj patients can bring medicine into the state via plane.. got me 2 packs of brownies from NV that way.. dude's baby's momma is a stripper in NV and mmj patient.. brought shit back home without a problem

 

Never did it on a plane but a few times doing the boarder jump for concerts in Buffalo from Canada

 

But its still not that big of a concern. If i carry on without a card, and I get caught they turn you over to local police and I'd get a $100 fine and move on with my day.

Usually when I'm headed out of town its just a quick trip and I don't need a couple of ounces.

TSA isn't concerned with personal amounts of drugs.

 

??? It definitely depends on where you are! My boss got busted big time for like 2 nugs. He spent time in the airport jail and now has community service and probation. Not all of us live where you do...but in DFW the TSA cares!

so be careful what you say, just because you get away with it... doesn't mean that others will.

 

fed ex it to yourself...

 

Details on your boss' bust. Was it in his carryon or checked bags? I'm going to guess that it was in his carryon which case if he was caught at security he was turned over to Texas law.

It doesn't matter where I live, i've had the same success flying in and out of different cities all across the country.

If you are going through security you need to be more discreet than on top of your clothes. If you check your bags they aren't going to come find you for 2 nugs. Worst case scenario TSA guy goes home happy.

Just because you live in a backwards state do not assume the rest of the country is like that.

 

mt