We Tried Anal Sex

Wife decided to try anal sex last night, didn't do it for to long since it was her first time, but managed for a few minutes before she stopped. I was trying to be gentle,and went pretty heavy on the lube to help. To say thanks I got her a giant cookie, and wrote thanx 4 the butt sex in frosting on it!!

 

Awesome!

 

^^ I don't get that reference ^^

 

Which did she like better?

 

My moneys on the cookie

 

Well she said she isn't opposed to it again, but just that it doesn't do that much for her, compared to vaginal sex. And yes I be she prefered the cookie!

 

I know which I would prefer, better still, just give me a whole box of cookies, forget the anal!

 

I'm wondering what he used for frosting...

 

Since Backdoorman is banned I'll do this rant on his behalf:

"If a girl let me do anal I'd buy her a car, take her on vacation, and buy her fur coats and jewelry."

Sorry. I couldn't resist.

C/S,
Rev J

 

What about anal cookies?

You know, combine the two

 

That's just wrong.

 

I'd have bought her a box of fudge but I'm just a wiseass

 

Or he could buy her any empty box, so he can then pack the fudge himself

 

I want to work at the candy company putting fudge in boxes. I also want to get so good at it they make me head of the department so I can get business cards printed up that say "Head Fudge Packer".

Actually in a bizarre coincidence Jeffery Dahmer was a fudge packer. Literally his day job was putting fudge in boxes.

C/S,
Rev J

 

^ At best, just anal alone just doesn't do that much for a girl. Anal with clit stimulation is fireworks. Some finger rub or a vibrator makes all the difference, I promise.

 

That's not strictly true, because all women are different. Some women need clit + anal, some women get pleasure just from anal and can cum from it and nothing else.

 

Awesome!!!

 

I don't believe this.

 

Okay, then don't. Whether you believe it or not doesn't change the fact that it is absolutely true.