We tortured Bush!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Maes, Dec 12, 2004.

  1. Maes

    Maes Senior Member

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    in my dream though... We were 4 or 5 guys, had the mofo tied on a chair. I was the inquisition officer. I dont remember how we got him there. He was just in a closet kind of place, naked, tied to a chair with his legs spreading over the back of the seat. His legs were also tied to the sides and was kind of forced open. There were wires tied to his testicles and some other guy had the electricity discharger, ready to roll the wheel of the machine so that it generates electricity.

    The first question I asked him was about the Guantanamo Prison in Cuba and how he legalized torture as a method of inquisition (this is for real, I read in the paper the other day). As he opens his mouth to answer, I give a sign to the torturer guy to electrify president's testicles. I think we give 35 Volts (the guy informs me) (which may be pretty low, I dont know).

    As we stop, he says "but those native american people living there (in the dream he says the Aztects) are very uncivilized, they hardly ever wear any proper clothes". I get frustrated with this imbecilic answer (I was hoping for a discussion). Then I order the guy beside me to increase the shock level, then I ask Bush something about Fallujah but I dont remember his answer now. Maybe he was just shouting.

    But then all of a sudden, he got rid of all the ropes and shit and he started chasing us in the house. We were running like mad, he was throwing things at us, shouting "I'll getcha!" but we were all scared as hell. Then I woke up.

    But I must say it's quite fun to recall the dream now :)
     
  2. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    i like my flying and sex dreams way better. maybe you need to let it go for a little while. your dreams should be free of your cares.
     
  3. TenCentArcade

    TenCentArcade Banned

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    So...am I the only one here who wouldn't want to torture Bush?
     
  4. Maes

    Maes Senior Member

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    Yes but you dont get to torture Bush in every dream you see!
    :X
     
  5. Rebel_1

    Rebel_1 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    You know what i hate about my sex dreams, Im with some beautiful woman going to town on her and right when the major feeling comes on, I wake up. Is this Gods way of teasing people.
     
  6. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    haha. i follow through with mine. it just takes practice. it's pretty handy for those dry spells when you're not getting any. works for me.
     
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