The Ians love me!!! YAYYYYYYYYYY!!! Now, what punishment would be suitable for a TRAITOR of this caliber??? Hmmm... Help me out, Ian!
We need to get better at this revolting malarky. I know, we need motivation! Everyone who revolts with me against Fy will get an empty yogurt pot!
Okay, Ians, here are the choices: Try your best to rile up the rest of the Ians against the best queen they've ever had ( ), or grab Jai, string him up by his thumbs, and "feather" him, by using only the softest of feathers to TICKLE HIM!!! Make it so, Ians! :rofl:
She's going to make me have a sex change?!! This is even more evil than I thought. Well, I know that the Ians will never do this because, well.. that involves doing something... And we've already established that the only reason you're still Queen is because no one can be arsed to do anything. hm.. What's for tea? *leaves*
Yea i was thinkin the same damn thing, oh well hope you enjoy your new boby there jai.. Wait,,, this could be a loop hole to dethrone this imposture, a Queen should know her subjects by gender.. Peace
Well if you would have taken the sex change offer that was made to you, by now you may have become one of the chippendale dancers, and you could afford food.. I don't feel bad for you, you let opportunity slip through your fingers. Eat your leaves.. Peace
WHOA, NellieBelle!!! A sex-change operation??? NO way!!! The hormones would mess up your fab personality!!! Not to speak of the cost... Okay, well, now that we are aware of your true gender, we would like to offer you a Princess-ship by adopting you. Of course, there will be welcoming gifts: A COMPLETE Summer Wardrobe ~ of shorts, T-shirts, unders, socks, shoes, and uber-revealing bikinis; a solar~powered, inflatable "castle" like the kids jump around in; a TWO-person bicycle, painted with Glitter Paint, that you will chauffeured around on; and whatever other gifts the Ians feel are appropriate! So. Other than giving Jai the random STD, what say you, Ians?
Hahaha what a shallow Queen,trying to buy off your nemeses, she will never accept your trinkets, well maybe not all of them anyway. She might go for the inflatable castle though... Hmmm maybe I'm on the wrong side.. Peace