We invented the iPod. How come we can't invent iPussy?

Life would be so wonderful with this new invention! We don't have to worry about potential break-ups and horrible relationships. Our instant pleasure will be on the palm of our hand. And a big plus is no more nagging and whining from our dumbass bitches.

Discuss...

 

Just get a pocket pussy brah.

 

Sounds like you're needing some of that drama free pussy, like how Gangaking has.

What about the girls who would need iCock?

 

http://www.fleshlight.com/build-your-own/

Fleshlight, man. And that link lets you build your own. That's all you ever need.

 

Unless your hand has rejected you this invention would be redundant -eh?

 

I agree with Stinky, god invented the fist just for this purpose.

 

You won’t have to wait much longer; geneticists already have a working theory on how to create an artificial pussy by crossing a hamster with a bivalve

It’s a radical new approach to genetic engineering which will revolutionize recombinant DNA and put every hooker and prostitute out of business


Hotwater

 

I have been bitten by a hamster, but not a hooker.

 

Where?




Hotwater

 

I've never had to pay my hand.

On the other hand, you don't pay hookers for sex. You pay them to GTFO afterward.

 

You might not pay for it; but your hand will latter on in life when arthritis sets-in


Hotwater

 

i'm pretty sure one of those countries in asia is making a robot woman you can do it with...

 

i think i would be nervous about shooting my load into any electronic device.

 

Bronson that topic is so weak.