We invented the iPod. How come we can't invent iPussy?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Bronson, Feb 16, 2009.

  1. Bronson

    Bronson Banned

    Life would be so wonderful with this new invention! We don't have to worry about potential break-ups and horrible relationships. Our instant pleasure will be on the palm of our hand. And a big plus is no more nagging and whining from our dumbass bitches.

  2. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    Just get a pocket pussy brah.
  3. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member

    Sounds like you're needing some of that drama free pussy, like how Gangaking has.

    What about the girls who would need iCock?
  4. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

  5. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

    Unless your hand has rejected you this invention would be redundant -eh?
  6. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

    I agree with Stinky, god invented the fist just for this purpose.
  7. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    You won’t have to wait much longer; geneticists already have a working theory on how to create an artificial pussy by crossing a hamster with a bivalve :eek:

    It’s a radical new approach to genetic engineering which will revolutionize recombinant DNA and put every hooker and prostitute out of business :eek:

  8. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

    I have been bitten by a hamster, but not a hooker.
  9. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    Where? :eek:


  10. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    I've never had to pay my hand.

    On the other hand, you don't pay hookers for sex. You pay them to GTFO afterward.
  11. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    You might not pay for it; but your hand will latter on in life when arthritis sets-in :eek:

  12. raz5

    raz5 زینب

    i'm pretty sure one of those countries in asia is making a robot woman you can do it with...
  13. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    i think i would be nervous about shooting my load into any electronic device.
  14. Carlfloydfan

    Carlfloydfan Travel lover

    Bronson that topic is so weak.

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