yeah, i would say to drink about half a bottle of bleach in which case u were serious, i would say "haha"
I don't know, but if anybody recommends Benadryl, don't do it. Unless you like feeling worse than you've ever felt in your entire life.
benadryl (Diphenhydramine HCl [sp?]) and dramamine are about equally bad and have pretty similar, if not identical, effects, from what i understand. robitussin maximum strength cough (Dextromethorphan HBr) works, and many people like it, but its terrible for your body and murder for your brain. heavy use will REALLY cause a noticible difference in you. nutmeg is something of a deliriant and has been reported to cause hangovers as long as three days in length, and you need to eat a shitload of it to get any effect (and it tastes REALLY bad when you eat it by the spoonful....save it for making cookies) morning glory seeds will work, but unless you extract them properly with proper, clean solvents you will probably get sick as a dog. Salvia divinorum extracts are available from most headshops, but its very intense, short lived, and not at all recreational. its only for more serious purposes, for people with experience with at least some of the classic psychedelics. sudafed (Pseudoephedrine HCl) will make you feel speedy, but its a REALLY REALLY shitty and unpleasant type of stimulation, and due to its widespread use in the manufacture of black market methamphetamine, many locations now keep it behind the counter and may not allow people to buy it if they're minors. Nitrous oxide, if used properly, isn't too very dangerous so long as you don't overdo it and make sure you get some oxygen along with it. again, its short lived and not the greatest high. avoid ALL other gaseous drugs. PERIOD. unless you want to end up dead, or minimally braindead. basically your best bet from getting high from commonly carried legal products is to buy a bottle of liquor.
Hold your breath while spinning around in a circle and masturbating and don't breathe or stop until you come. No, seriously...but, like, take a video and post it on here because it would be classic.
anyway, try the nutmeg. eat it with icecream. eat lots. its not bad for you, just makes your really content with being lazy the next few days. if you get dry stuff it wont make you trip but youll feel very calm and everything is just.. good. not euphoric. but good.
a decent extract from quality Ipomea violacea seeds (morning glories) can be quite amazing... have you ever examined the vaults over at www.erowid.org ?