Ways of the Bitch

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Kione, Apr 12, 2005.

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Are you a Bitch at heart?

  1. Yes. And I'm damn proud of it too.

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  2. No.

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  3. I try to be.

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  1. Kione

    Kione Member

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    Okay so me and some friends of mine have been constantly been called bitches for the last couple of months because of our truth telling tendencies. We have decided that there are certain "rules" about being bitchy (okay not so much rules but more like broad guidelines) So for your enlightenment;

    Rules of the way of the Bitch

    (Aka suggestions for those who are real bitches at heart and are damn proud of it)

    1. Try not to be a bitch to other bitches. This is not beneficial to the ways of the bitch. There are many others without our enlightened way of thinking help them first.

    2. Seek out those of the Sugar Coated Sisterhood. Ruin it for them.

    3. Seek out those of the Assholes Brotherhood. Ruin it for them too.

    4. Stop and take a break. Even bitches need to have some fun.

    5. Remember DayDreams are not the enemy DayDreamers are.

    6. Find them that whine. Stomp on their theories of why their life sucks.

    7. Keep it up it takes a lot of time to be a bitch.

    8. Remember you shouldn't have to work at being a bitch it should just come naturally.

    9. If it doesn't come o'natural shut the fuck up and stop whining you goddamn bitch wannabe.

    10. Take no prisoners and make exceptions.

    11. Remember the truth hurts. Let others know this.
     
  2. environmental_junkie

    environmental_junkie Member

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    ... why would you be proud to be a bitch? I mean being honest and speaking your mind I agree is something everyone should do more constantly... but being rude, insolent and arrogant is something completely different.
     
  3. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    haha, didn't know they had valley girls up in Canada. Learn something new everyday I guess.
     
  4. alex714

    alex714 To the Left

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    they are most unwelcomed.
     
  5. guitarslinger

    guitarslinger Schwa

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    Ive been called a dick on more than one occaison so i think that may count but i dont know
     
  6. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    I'm proud to be a bitch
     
  7. guitarslinger

    guitarslinger Schwa

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    missfontella i love your sig
     
  8. triangle_soul

    triangle_soul Banned

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    i a fucking bitch...
     
  9. nitemarehippygirl

    nitemarehippygirl Senior Member

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    this was the dumbest thing i've read all day.
     
  10. nitemarehippygirl

    nitemarehippygirl Senior Member

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    ..did that make me a bitch? :rolleyes:
     
  11. headymoechick

    headymoechick I have no idea

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    that's awful. I don't embrace my bitchyness. I really try and avoid it. I want to lead a happy, easy going life and lift up others around me, not bring them down.

    How can you be proud to be like that?
     
  12. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    i found it amusing and she was just making a post, haha i love it when people get all up and arms about something so small..
    and headymoe, comeone, you embrace your bitchyness you cant tell me you dont...
     
  13. Kione

    Kione Member

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    Hey, there are stupider things out there.

    We weren't being any of the above, some people asked us our honest opinion and they didn't exactly agree with it and it wasn't like any of us said "You suck what are you? A fucking moron?" but they did take offense to what we said and called us bitches and then promptly left to go and spread rumours about us. And I honestly don't think telling off assholes is anywhere near being rude, insolent and arrogant. Some people just don't understand it when you say "Please don't do that."
     
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