Wayne's World Party time excellent!

What's your favourite quote from the best movie ever?got some


Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries!?


Honey Horne: I'm goning to be frank.
Garth: OK. Can I still be Garth?


Wayne Campbell: Hey Tiny, who's playing today?
Tiny: Jolly Green Giants and the Shitty Beatles.
Wayne Campbell: Shitty Beatles? Are they any good?
Tiny: They suck!
Wayne Campbell: Then it's not just a clever name

 

the whole stacy/wayne scene at the diner place..

s-happy anniversary wayne
w-stacy we broke up two months ago
s-but that doesnt mean we still cant go out
w-well it does actually, thats what breaking up is..

thats a cool scene.. good movie, good movie..

 

"you bought me a gun rack?"

 

Why is it that when a man kills another man in battle, it's called heroic, but if he kills him in the heat of passion, it's called murder?

What do you think you're doing? Only me and Garth get to talk to the camera.

(I hope I got that right)

 

yup yup.. and then garths all wierded..

g- i dont have much to say right now.. WHATS THAT!! *camera looks, looks back to see garth running off*

 

guy:"ever see that seen in scanners when that guys head blew up?"
garth: "eeeeeeeehhhh..."

 

lol
Garth: Did you ever see that Twilight Zone where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn't die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool huh?

 

Garth: "If you're gonna spew, spew into this..."


<<offers crushed up little dixie cup to drunken friend>>

 

Wayne - What a totally amazing, excellent discovery. NOT!

 

Caption: "Totally Gratuitous Sex Scene"


("EXCELLENT!")

 

Were not worthy! Were not worthy! Were skum! We suck!

 

'CAUSE I GOT NO PLACE ELSE TO GO!

 

"ahhhhh, It"s Sucking Out My Will To Live!!!"

 

"Have you seen this boy?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

 

Honey Horne: I'm goning to be frank.
Garth: OK. Can I still be Garth?
one of those subtle hilarious lines, I Love it!Thanks for reminding me!

And of course the best 'line'
SCHAAAAWING!!!!!!

 

ohhh and the one that always make me snort out laughin

....Delaware...

 

You get Cassandra we'll do the rest!!

Benjamin : Do you have a lawyer?
Wayne Campbell : Yes. Ahm, no. We're between lawyers right now. You see, our first lawyer screwed our affairs so bad.
Garth Algar : That's right. I walked right to that office - that's what I did - and I reached across that desk and I grabbed him by his fat head and I said "Listen, man. I'm not going to jail for YOU or for anybody.".

 

You know, if she were President, she'd be Baberaham Lincoln.


Then from Waynes World 2
Kim Basinger-Take me Garth
Dana Carvey-Take you where? I'm low on gas and you need a coat.

 

or imagine being able to be magicly whisked away to.. delaware.. hi.. im in delaware

 

thats it, thanks

aww, thats a great line delivery!


life and love