Wasted Lives

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by HappyHippySoldierBoy, Aug 28, 2005.

  1. I ain't happy. In fact, I'm suffering from major depression. Any suggestions?
     
  2. flor pequena

    flor pequena Member

    Start by telling us what the problem is?
     
  3. matthew

    matthew Almost sexy

    Stop looking at your naval and look out your window, it is a lovely day for a walk in the park.. fresh air sun on your cheeks and enjoying being part of the world.
    You could always then stop off at the off licence get 3 bottles of whisky and drink your problems away, thats what i do *hick*.
     
  4. Oz!

    Oz! Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    Best advice? turn off the computer and go get some fresh air
     
  5. flor pequena

    flor pequena Member

    Phone the Samaritans
     
  6. PIXIEFIED

    PIXIEFIED Member

    id suggest having a severe head fuck for about 6 yrs untill u finally sort it out. thats what i did. dont really know another way, unless u want orrible pills. but that dont solve nuffin.
     
  7. Man, depression is a downer. When Horse Badorties gets depressed he starts imagining everyone in their Fruit of the Looms, man. Before you know it, you're laughing your arse off and your depression is long gone, man.


    If that doesn't work, man, then rent yourself one of them helium tanks. Take a hit and then call everyone you know in your new cartoon character voice. You'll have your family and friends thinking about you for hours, man.

    If that doesn't work man, then put on "Ramble on Rose" by the Grateful Dead, man. Sing it out loud, man. Let your voice boom to every word. Do it a few times, and you'll be sure to be a happy hippy again.

    If that doesn't work man, you're hopeless. Come on over with a bottle of Tuaca and Horse Badorties will bake up some brownies, man. It may not cure you're depression, but at least I'll be drunk.
     
  8. PIXIEFIED

    PIXIEFIED Member

    they sell tuaca in denver??? i thought u only get that stuff in brighton uk, thats where its made.
     
  9. You drink too much Tuaca, you hafta walka homa, man.

    Yes, they do....want some?
     
  10. PIXIEFIED

    PIXIEFIED Member

    i got some, yum yum
     
  11. pabsy

    pabsy Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    erm...where did he go?....maby he took Mathew and OZ's advice...... or........????
     
  12. I'm still here. fruit of the looms helped a bit. It's starting to lift, but you know how depression is. You kinda try to hold onto it in a stupid way.
     
  13. pabsy

    pabsy Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    phew...glad to see your still with us and feeling happier.... lol...you had me worried for a sec!
     
  14. pabsy

    pabsy Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    but joking aside its sometimes hard to pick yourself up when something has bought you down..... i dont suffer from bouts of depression but i can still have bad days and not understand why... so you ok now?
     
  15. jonny2mad

    jonny2mad Senior Member

    listern to blues music
    life can be at time total shit and then it can get worse

    Born under a bad sign
    I been down since I begin to crawl
    If it wasn't for bad luck,
    I wouldn't have no luck at all

    Hard luck and trouble is my only friend
    I been on my own ever since I was ten
    Born under a bad sign
    I been down since I begin to crawl
    If it wasn't for bad luck,
    I wouldn't have no luck at all

    I can't read, haven't learned how to write
    My whole life has been one big fight
    Born under a bad sign
    I been down since I begin to crawl
    If it wasn't for bad luck,
    I wouldn't have no luck at all

    I ain't lyin'
    If it wasn't for bad luck
    I wouldn't have no kind-a luck
    If it wasn't for real bad luck,
    I wouldn't have no luck at all

    Wine and women is all I crave
    A big legged woman is
    gonna carry me to my grave
    Born under a bad sign
    I been down since I begin to crawl
    If it wasn't for bad luck,
    I wouldn't have no luck at all

    Yeah, my bad luck boy
    Been havin' bad luck all of my days, yes

    there is a good version of that song sung by homer j simpson
     
  16. Claire

    Claire Senior Member

    ooo-Cream:D
     
  17. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

    Albert King :p
     
  18. blindhobosam

    blindhobosam The Legend

    i dont know what a navel is but damn that's good advice.
     
  19. Claire

    Claire Senior Member

    and-Cream;)
     
  20. jonny2mad

    jonny2mad Senior Member

    homer j simpsons version has more feeling than the cream version ,and I played it over and over just after fracturing my neck and being chased by a hateful government .....

    it worked well kinda
     

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