Wasps!!!

Holy shit! They're everywhere! I'm 5'11 175 with no body fat.. and I'm still scared of fuckin wasps.. AHH! I was downstairs watching tv and I hear what I think is a fly. So I see this giant demon wasp flying and I go to the kitchen to get my wasp killin gear, and there's another one flyin right past me! They're got my weapons cut off.. they're moving in!!! Help!
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I got it.. I'll stay up here untill they starve to death!

 

maybe they are actually cicadas

 

Problem solved.. I ran downstairs dodging hundreds of vicious wasps (3) and grabbed my 1994 gas mask from desert storm or whatever.. put it and it's chemical hood on, put a jean jacket on and my crossbow gloves.. pulled my socks over my pants and went to battle! Battle as in I fucked with them and laughed as they tryed to sting me then put them in a bottle and dumped their vicious asses outside.

Victory.


P.S. Yes I am a sad human being.

 

I bed you mistreated them. made naked pyramids outta them!!!!

 

* queitly burns photos * Haha.. thats crazy

 

that reminds of a time i tamed a fly, and them walked him outside

 

I had a wasp land on my arm awhile ago. I told it to get off then sprayed it with "RAID!"

 

I like cicadas...