Wasps!!!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Stan, Jun 2, 2004.

  1. Stan

    Stan Member

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    Holy shit! They're everywhere! I'm 5'11 175 with no body fat.. and I'm still scared of fuckin wasps.. AHH! I was downstairs watching tv and I hear what I think is a fly. So I see this giant demon wasp flying and I go to the kitchen to get my wasp killin gear, and there's another one flyin right past me! They're got my weapons cut off.. they're moving in!!! Help!
     
  2. Stan

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    I got it.. I'll stay up here untill they starve to death!
     
  3. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    maybe they are actually cicadas
     
  4. Stan

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    Problem solved.. I ran downstairs dodging hundreds of vicious wasps (3) and grabbed my 1994 gas mask from desert storm or whatever.. put it and it's chemical hood on, put a jean jacket on and my crossbow gloves.. pulled my socks over my pants and went to battle! Battle as in I fucked with them and laughed as they tryed to sting me then put them in a bottle and dumped their vicious asses outside.

    Victory.


    P.S. Yes I am a sad human being.
     
  5. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    I bed you mistreated them. made naked pyramids outta them!!!!
     
  6. Stan

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    * queitly burns photos * Haha.. thats crazy :D
     
  7. Fractual_

    Fractual_ cosmos factory

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    that reminds of a time i tamed a fly, and them walked him outside
     
  8. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    I had a wasp land on my arm awhile ago. I told it to get off then sprayed it with "RAID!"
     
  9. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

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    I like cicadas... :(
     

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